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dems4me
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K_Jo said:You're the one who said I was perfect.
He said I was perfect too!!
It's a compliment 
Bear shot by hunter bites back, dies
- Thread starter RoseRed
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He said I was perfect too!!
It's a compliment 
Mikeinsmd
New Member
Here ya go.... Maybe you could hook em with a fish hook??Mikeinsmd said:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises his knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
There's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydroshok Hollow Points?"
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dems4me
Guest
Mikeinsmd said:Here ya go.... Maybe you could hook em with a fish hook??
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises his knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:
There's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydroshok Hollow Points?"
And this has to do with a dead bear scratching a hunter... how????
Aside from taking cheap, unprovoked shots, you yourself are quite amusing... 
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RiverBunny
New Member
K_Jo said:You're the one who said I was perfect.
You are perfect and right on target!! I enjoy reading all of your posts no matter what party you prefer.
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dems4me
Guest
RoseRed said:K_Jo... she wants you...
target? no pun intended? 
It makes perfect sense to me. A bear has a slower heart rate and it is nothing for those hit directly in the heart still being able to go for over a mile before finally dying. This guy’s mistake was not sitting down and waiting 10 to 15 minutes before moving so close to the bear.RoseRed said:
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dems4me
Guest
: Thought I'd share the red I got on here :11-26-2005 06:36 AM I don't even know where to start
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StanleyRugg
New Member
I aint never shot a bear but I had a bad experience with a opossum once. I went out to my inventin hut and when I turned on the light there was a opossum and it skeert the turpentine right out of me. Us Rugg's have lightnin fast reflexes and I whacked it on the head with a shovel. I figgured it was dead so I tossed it in a bag and decided to take it to my friend Comer Davis. We Ruggs are not terribly sophisticated but we don't eat opossum. Momma Rugg says a opossum is nothin but a big rat with those beady eyes and all. Well anyway I put the bag in the floorboard of the car and took off for Comer's house. I made it near to Leonardtown wher 234 cuts off and that opossum came back to life and jumped outa that bag onto the seat and started hissin at me and gnashin its teeth.
Now I aint the skeert type but if ya ever had a dead opossum crawl up in the seat next to ya and start hissin while you are goin 55 mile per hour I can tell ya it's nuthin you want to happen. Well luckily when it lunge for me I had the state of mind to grab the door handle and bail out. When I finally stopped rollin and got my bearins I saw Momma Ruggs Cordova still goin down the road with that crazed opossum peerin out the drivers window with those beady eyes and I swear he was grinnin at me.
Well I took off walkin cause I didn't figgure that opossum could make it very far cause the Cordova was near about outa gas. About a mile down the road there was that Cordova in the ditch and a sheriff's deputy next to it. That deputy near about laughed himself silly when I told him about bein car jacked by a marsupial. Of course that opossum was no where to be found but my payday candybar was missin off the front seat.
Now I aint the skeert type but if ya ever had a dead opossum crawl up in the seat next to ya and start hissin while you are goin 55 mile per hour I can tell ya it's nuthin you want to happen. Well luckily when it lunge for me I had the state of mind to grab the door handle and bail out. When I finally stopped rollin and got my bearins I saw Momma Ruggs Cordova still goin down the road with that crazed opossum peerin out the drivers window with those beady eyes and I swear he was grinnin at me.
Well I took off walkin cause I didn't figgure that opossum could make it very far cause the Cordova was near about outa gas. About a mile down the road there was that Cordova in the ditch and a sheriff's deputy next to it. That deputy near about laughed himself silly when I told him about bein car jacked by a marsupial. Of course that opossum was no where to be found but my payday candybar was missin off the front seat.