Beauty Hack FAIL

[TPD]

I sent a group text to all of my employees last night telling them if they sell any gorilla glue to warn the customer it is not for hair, only until we get the next batch in with the new warning label. My manager suggested we put it behind the counter with the tide pods.

 

[Gilligan]

And she's lived with it like that for a month?? After one day I would have cut it and shaved it.

That's what I did. Sadly..it never grew back. I wanted to sue somebody.

 

[my-thyme]

Yes, this warning is a thing on bags of flour. Couldn't believe it first time I saw it.

How many of us have eaten raw choco chip cookie dough?

 

[RoseRed]

Yes, this warning is a thing on bags of flour. Couldn't believe it first time I saw it.

How many of us have eaten raw choco chip cookie dough?

I thought it was the eggs...

 

[jazz lady]

I thought it was the eggs...

Can be both. There was a major outbreak of e. coli from flour in 2019:

Outbreak of E. coli Infections Linked to Flour | E. coli Infections Linked to Flour | May 2019 | E. coli | CDC

 

[RoseRed]

Can be both. There was a major outbreak of e. coli from flour in 2019:

Outbreak of E. coli Infections Linked to Flour | E. coli Infections Linked to Flour | May 2019 | E. coli | CDC

Good to know. I have heard of people getting sick when using way out of date Bisquick and cake mixes, so that makes sense.

 

[jazz lady]

Good to know. I have heard of people getting sick when using way out of date Bisquick and cake mixes, so that makes sense.

I store Bisquick in the fridge. I don't use many cake mixes so storing them is not a problem. I buy them when I'm making a specific recipe or my butt is too lazy to make it from scratch.

 

[RoseRed]

I store Bisquick in the fridge. I don't use many cake mixes so storing them is not a problem. I buy them when I'm making a specific recipe or my butt is too lazy to make it from scratch.

Same here!

 

[Gilligan]

Can be both. There was a major outbreak of e. coli from flour in 2019:

Outbreak of E. coli Infections Linked to Flour | E. coli Infections Linked to Flour | May 2019 | E. coli | CDC

Oh..so now I see why you only offer me samples of your baked goods on rare occasions...

 

[jazz lady]

Oh..so now I see why you only offer me samples of your baked goods on rare occasions...

Key word: BAKED. Not half-baked like your tries to get me to deliver said goods to you. Like USPS, I don't deliver.

 

[Sneakers]

That's what I did. Sadly..it never grew back. I wanted to sue somebody.

You used Gorilla Glue on your hair too???

Another Gorilla Glue Head.

 

[Gilligan]

Key word: BAKED. Not half-baked like your tries to get me to deliver said goods to you. Like USPS, I don't deliver.

But I'm wearing you down...your resistance is weakening and will soon become futile...I WILL get my blueberry bread loaf!...

 

[jazz lady]

But I'm wearing you down...your resistance is weakening and will soon become futile...I WILL get my blueberry bread loaf!...

Closest you're going to get. Scratch and sniff:

 

[RoseRed]

@jazz lady I found your video!

@Gilligan
Vegan & Gluten-Free Birthday Cake by Granny - YouTube

 

[Tech]

Is Elmer's ok?

 

[RoseRed]

Hater Cake - Baked With Love - YouTube

 

[DaSDGuy]

Simple solution your honor - it clearly states on the front label: Gorilla Glue.

So unless she can prove she is a gorilla or she was attempting to glue gorillas together, then she was not using the product according to the label.

 

[jazz lady]

@jazz lady I found your video!

@Gilligan
Vegan & Gluten-Free Birthday Cake by Granny - YouTube

Imma make this one for @Gilligan.

Hater Cake - Baked With Love - YouTube

 

[jazz lady]

Hater Cake - Baked With Love - YouTube

I was just watching that and had to post it for @Gilligan.

 

[stgislander]

Damn it Gilligan! I could have partaken in some very delicious looking baked goods if you hadn't been such an a$$.