Bed (please don't hate me for this)

[vraiblonde]

One thing to think about is the shopping carts at the grocery store. Mothers put their diapered babies in the front of the carts. The next person may come along and set their purse in the very same spot, then taking the purse home and setting it on the kitchen counter.

Better yet, let's think about when you use your hands to open the door at some store or something. The person who touched that door handle before you could've been picking their nose or not washed after going to the bathroom or something. Then you get butt or booger germs on your hands, you touch all the merchandise at the store (that everyone else has touched, btw) or maybe even try on clothes or something! My God! In one shopping trip, you could collect the germs of everyone in your town! And even some from other towns!

Ya'll are the dizzy limit. My fetish is that I wash my hands all the time - a leftover reflex from when I was waitressing.

 

[SxyPrincess]

How many of you wear underwear that you've just bought, without washing them first. Same with bathing suits, also.

 

[tater]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
How many of you wear underwear that you've just bought, without washing them first. Same with bathing suits, also.

Bought new or used???

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by tater


Bought new or used???

Been doing the yardsales recently?

 

[tater]

Originally posted by Sharon
Been doing the yardsales recently?

Not yet, going this weekend though. If I get someone elses draws, I'll make sure there is no "bacon strips" in them.
(J/K, of course)

 

[tipsy mcgee]

The perfect present for any girlfriend or wife -- used underwear or bathing suits bought from a yard sale with bacon strips or skid marks. I'll never lose sleep over what to buy again!!

 

[jeneisen]

If you are concerned with a used mattress you can steam clean them. My sister used an upolstry cleaner on the mattress and it was good as new once it dried. Her son used to pee the bed all the time. Well also just rent a steam cleaner with an attachement, clean it then use a mattress pad. That should take care of it. If it doesn't then I would risk using it at all.

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by bknarw
Did I tell you about the time I reached between the seats to get the candy that I'd dropped and pulled out someone else's booger?

Isn't this your story, too?

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, " Dad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, " Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with devastated look on her face. I said, What ' s wrong honey? She replied, "What happened to my booger?

 

[SxyPrincess]

I've actually seen people looking through the used underwear and lingerie at thrift stores. What could be more sickening than that?

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
I've actually seen people looking through the used underwear and lingerie at thrift stores. What could be more sickening than that?

Actually wearing them.

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by otter


Isn't this your story, too?

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, " Dad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, " Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with devastated look on her face. I said, What ' s wrong honey? She replied, "What happened to my booger?

The one I picked up was a big ball of sticky goo. I tried desperately to shake it off, and it wouldn't come off! Plus, it was at the theatre in Oxon Hill! Ugh.
I couldn't wash my hands enough after that.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Bk,

At least you didn't find it in your milk duds.

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Bk,

At least you didn't find it in your milk duds.

ULP!!!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Re: I'd have never thought ...

Originally posted by BchBns
that a thread tater started about needing a bed would have lasted three pages, but I guess anything is possible, huh

It started with "queen size bed" and ended with "boogers."

 

[bknarw]

Re: Re: I'd have never thought ...

Originally posted by SxyPrincess


It started with "queen size bed" and ended with "boogers."

And then this one time at band camp...I was in a queen size bed, and it was full of boogers!

 

[tipsy mcgee]

Sounds like the makings of a good country song.

 

[Rane]

Might I suggest to anyone who purchases a used mattress ... after cleaning it get a zippered mattress protector ( you can get these at walmart or kmart ) ... it completely seals the mattress up in waterproof vinyl ... put a dryer sheet in there with the mattress , it gives it a nice smell , and then cover it with a soft mattress pad ... voile !! no contact with someone elses germies and other stuff

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by Rane
no contact with someone elses germies and other stuff

Now what fun would that be?

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess


Now what fun would that be?

Is that Phoebe Cates in your avatar?
You KNOW how I am about her!!! (pant, pant)

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by bknarw


Is that Phoebe Cates in your avatar?
You KNOW how I am about her!!! (pant, pant)

No it's not, Bk, but now that you mentioned it, it does resemble her a bit. I'm not sure who she is but I find her to be a close resemblence to Carmen Electra.