Benefit Bbq Fundraiser

[pixiegirl]

what about for the table that needs to sit 25? :shrug:

Good idea. I knew I kept you around for a reason.

 

[Dougstermd]

Damnit! I should have thought of this idea when I wanted boobs.

well we can sit up a donation Jar for you. That will help offset the cost you incurred. I am sure with all the generous peeps here you will be able to afford a set for your friends

 

[Redskinsmama]

As ya'll may already know I screwed up an 18 year career and the got laidoff of my most recent Job.

I had to sell my motorcycle to pay off some bills. I am just emotionally distraught without a motor cycle.

So on Memorial Day Weekend I am having a fundraiser byob BBQ at a friends house.

All you can eat bbq pork and turkey $20
also there will be approx 100 tent camping sites available for $25 each camping is first come first serve so pay get there early.

Its Bob Has agreed to set up a fund at the BMW dealership so all proceeds will go directly towards a Brand New BMW for me.

any money raised above the cost of a new Beamer will be used for some of my other living cost.

$4000 tax bill
$2500 Childsupport bill
$300 Direct TV Bill
$5000 Credit card Bill
$3900 for a new tool box for my new job


So if you can find it in your heart to HOBO I would be ever thankful and so would BOB cause then he would not be the only HOMO riding a BMW on SOMD.com

please tell me this is a joke. why don't you save your money and get a used motor cycle? i can't believe you're getting people to donate to you for a brand new BMW motorcycle. why don't you have people donate to get you out of debt first. or better yet, get your priorities straight. disconnect the direct tv, get a job and pay your bills yourself. if you have 18 years experience, i would imagine it would not be that difficult to get a new job. are you collecting unemployment?

 

[nachomama]

please tell me this is a joke. why don't you save your money and get a used motor cycle? i can't believe you're getting people to donate to you for a brand new BMW motorcycle. why don't you have people donate to get you out of debt first. or better yet, get your priorities straight. disconnect the direct tv, get a job and pay your bills yourself. if you have 18 years experience, i would imagine it would not be that difficult to get a new job. are you collecting unemployment?

Yeah Doug.

 

[Merlin99]

As ya'll may already know I screwed up an 18 year career and the got laidoff of my most recent Job.

I had to sell my motorcycle to pay off some bills. I am just emotionally distraught without a motor cycle.

So on Memorial Day Weekend I am having a fundraiser byob BBQ at a friends house.

All you can eat bbq pork and turkey $20
also there will be approx 100 tent camping sites available for $25 each camping is first come first serve so pay get there early.

Its Bob Has agreed to set up a fund at the BMW dealership so all proceeds will go directly towards a Brand New BMW for me.

any money raised above the cost of a new Beamer will be used for some of my other living cost.

$4000 tax bill
$2500 Childsupport bill
$300 Direct TV Bill
$5000 Credit card Bill
$3900 for a new tool box for my new job


So if you can find it in your heart to HOBO I would be ever thankful and so would BOB cause then he would not be the only HOMO riding a BMW on SOMD.com

Outing yourself is one thing but Bob might not have wanted people to know this

 

[Pete]

Doug,

Perhaps you could buy and resell some Polly-O string cheese. 2 packs for $5, sell it for $3 a pack and presto, bank.

 

[Gwydion]

On a side note, anybody that wants to give me money so I can buy a new tv, lemme know.

 

[BadGirl]

please tell me this is a joke. why don't you save your money and get a used motor cycle? i can't believe you're getting people to donate to you for a brand new BMW motorcycle. why don't you have people donate to get you out of debt first. or better yet, get your priorities straight. disconnect the direct tv, get a job and pay your bills yourself. if you have 18 years experience, i would imagine it would not be that difficult to get a new job. are you collecting unemployment?

Apparently a sense of humor is totally lost on you.

Don't worry about it, Sugar. You're not invited to the party, so don't put another thought into it.

 

[BadGirl]

Doug,

Perhaps you could buy and resell some Polly-O string cheese. 2 packs for $5, sell it for $3 a pack and presto, bank.

Oh, man, I've got a gold mine in my fridge, because I have about three of those jumbo packs stashed in there somewhere. Yippppppppeeeeee!

 

[Redskinsmama]

Apparently a sense of humor is totally lost on you.

Don't worry about it, Sugar. You're not invited to the party, so don't put another thought into it.

wow, now that you put it that way, i can sleep tonight.

 

[Pete]

Oh, man, I've got a gold mine in my fridge, because I have about three of those jumbo packs stashed in there somewhere. Yippppppppeeeeee!

You should pick up some more. Nothing brightens a day like a stick of nutritious Polly-O string cheese

 

[rack'm]

As ya'll may already know I screwed up an 18 year career and the got laidoff of my most recent Job.

I had to sell my motorcycle to pay off some bills. I am just emotionally distraught without a motor cycle.

So on Memorial Day Weekend I am having a fundraiser byob BBQ at a friends house.

All you can eat bbq pork and turkey $20
also there will be approx 100 tent camping sites available for $25 each camping is first come first serve so pay get there early.

Its Bob Has agreed to set up a fund at the BMW dealership so all proceeds will go directly towards a Brand New BMW for me.

any money raised above the cost of a new Beamer will be used for some of my other living cost.

$4000 tax bill
$2500 Childsupport bill
$300 Direct TV Bill
$5000 Credit card Bill
$3900 for a new tool box for my new job


So if you can find it in your heart to HOBO I would be ever thankful and so would BOB cause then he would not be the only HOMO riding a BMW on SOMD.com

Sleuth, is that you??

 

[missperky]

Doug.

 

[itsbob]

please tell me this is a joke. why don't you save your money and get a used motor cycle? i can't believe you're getting people to donate to you for a brand new BMW motorcycle. why don't you have people donate to get you out of debt first. or better yet, get your priorities straight. disconnect the direct tv, get a job and pay your bills yourself. if you have 18 years experience, i would imagine it would not be that difficult to get a new job. are you collecting unemployment?

BMW doesn't make motorcycles anymore, he's just trying to rub it in.

They sent me my new Harley Davidson Stickers for my bike, I've been told due to copyright and trademark law I have to pry all the BMW logo's off of my bike and replace them with HD stickers, since HD now owns all the rights to BMW Motorrad (motorcycles)

 

[rack'm]

They sent me my new Harley Davidson Stickers for my bike, I've been told due to copyright and trademark law I have to pry all the BMW logo's off of my bike and replace them with HD stickers, since HD now owns all the rights to BMW Motorrad (motorcycles)

Be strong......

 

[itsbob]

Apparently a sense of humor is totally lost on you.

Don't worry about it, Sugar. You're not invited to the party, so don't put another thought into it.

Oh SNAP!!!

 

[Tinkerbell]

Hey Doug... you maybe could knock down the cost of the direct tv bill by making your own pornos instead of renting them through pay-per-view! And then you could sell copies too - and that's even more bank! Maybe you could get TWO BMW's! I mean, Harley... or is it Barley W???

 

[Dougstermd]

please tell me this is a joke. why don't you save your money and get a used motor cycle? i can't believe you're getting people to donate to you for a brand new BMW motorcycle. why don't you have people donate to get you out of debt first. or better yet, get your priorities straight. disconnect the direct tv, get a job and pay your bills yourself. if you have 18 years experience, i would imagine it would not be that difficult to get a new job. are you collecting unemployment?

Now that was funny

disconnect my direct TV

 

[Daffy]

As ya'll may already know I screwed up an 18 year career and the got laidoff of my most recent Job.

I had to sell my motorcycle to pay off some bills. I am just emotionally distraught without a motor cycle.

So on Memorial Day Weekend I am having a fundraiser byob BBQ at a friends house.

All you can eat bbq pork and turkey $20
also there will be approx 100 tent camping sites available for $25 each camping is first come first serve so pay get there early.

Its Bob Has agreed to set up a fund at the BMW dealership so all proceeds will go directly towards a Brand New BMW for me.

any money raised above the cost of a new Beamer will be used for some of my other living cost.

$4000 tax bill
$2500 Childsupport bill
$300 Direct TV Bill
$5000 Credit card Bill
$3900 for a new tool box for my new job


So if you can find it in your heart to HOBO I would be ever thankful and so would BOB cause then he would not be the only HOMO riding a BMW on SOMD.com

Are you kidding me???

Hey...I've got bills too! When y'all are done payin' dougster's how's about sending some money my way??

Geez man! Get a grip and get a job!!!

 

[nachomama]

Hey Doug... you maybe could knock down the cost of the direct tv bill by making your own pornos instead of renting them through pay-per-view! And then you could sell copies too - and that's even more bank! Maybe you could get TWO BMW's! I mean, Harley... or is it Barley W???

Not if he sells the copies of him and azzy. He'd be more in debt than he is now!