Bengals @ Steelers

[Pete]

I decided to clean the kitchen while the wife was gone (looking for brownie points), but I tried to clean a knife.
The knife took off half my thumb.

I ain't cleaning $hit no more.

I'll stick with blowing leaves off the driveway.

A real man would just staple it closed with a Swinline.

 

[Rael]

Not an impressive drive by the Bengals this possession...