Best Bar Joke

Bay_Kat

Tropical
May be already posted but here it is again


Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” Again, the robot brings the man his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then asks, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?”
 

jetmonkey

New Member
My favorite bar joke...

Two guy s walk into a bar.
You'd think the second guy would have seen it!

:rimshot:
 

PsyOps

Pixelated
A socialist, an illegal immigrant and a Muslim walk into a bar... The bartender asks "What will you have, Mr. President?"
 
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