Best Jokes from White House Correspondents DInner

[StmarysCity79]

The entire free world has done nothing but mock Trump since the 80's

Biden has normalized relations which the rest of the world.

Trumps tax cuts to the wealthy and businesses are to blame for your rise in taxes. Did you know his cuts included a raise in taxes for anyone making under $75,000 every year?

The stock market is the highest it has ever been.

Presidents don't control the price of gas.


Lastly Trump denied the existence of covid and advised people not to mask or social distance. He didn't take it seriously until it was too late allowing for thousands and thousands of unneccesary deaths.

Biden took it seriously from day one.

Of course it has gone away ( as it mutated to become less deadly) almost four years later not magically overnight as Trump claimed.

 

[Kyle]

 

[OccamsRazor]

The entire free world has done nothing but mock Trump since the 80's

The "entire free world" that you proclaim is actually larger than your basement apartment and your computer or TV.

Biden has normalized relations which the rest of the world.

Wouldn't call it "normalized." More like bought off any country that would accept his bribes OR open borders to anyone who wanted a free meal. All at the expense of the tax payer.

Trumps tax cuts to the wealthy and businesses are to blame for your rise in taxes.

Proof???

The stock market is the highest it has ever been.

Show me how that equates to the money in MY pocket!

Presidents don't control the price of gas.

Presidents that cut pipeline supplies and force vehicle manufacturers into putting out electric vehicles when they are not readily backed up with an infrastructure to support them CERTAINLY has an effect on gas prices.

Of course it has gone away ( as it mutated to become less deadly) almost four years later not magically overnight as Trump claimed.

Proof???

 

[Kyle]

Presidents that cut pipeline supplies and force vehicle manufacturers into putting out electric vehicles when they are not readily backed up with an infrastructure to support them CERTAINLY has an effect on gas prices.

Seeing how they claim to be oh so intelligent and educated, you'd think the principle of cause and effect couldn't elude them.

 

[StmarysCity79]

The 2017 Trump Tax Law Was Skewed to the Rich, Expensive, and Failed to Deliver on Its Promises​

"Like the Bush tax cuts that came before it, the 2017 tax law benefited high-income households far more than households with low and moderate incomes"

https://www.cbpp.org/research/federal-tax/the-2017-trump-tax-law-was-skewed-to-the-rich-expensive-and-failed-to-deliver#:~:text=Like%20the%20Bush%20tax%20cuts%20that%20came%20before%20it%2C%20the,with%20low%20and%20moderate%20incomes.

You were the one who complained about the stock market so obviously you are not making good investments if its doing well and you are not.

Here are 38 times Trump claimed it would disappear while it continueed to get worse.

All of the times President Trump said Covid-19 will disappear

Since February, the president has declared at least 38 times that Covid-19 is either going to vanish or is currently vanishing.

edition.cnn.com

If Biden is encouraging companies to make EV's hwo would that correlate to gas prices going up? Wouldnt they go down with less demand for gas?

 

[Kyle]

If Biden is encouraging companies to make EV's hwo would that correlate to gas prices going up? Wouldnt they go down with less demand for gas?

That has little to no effect. If you were half as intelligent as you think you are, you'd know that.

Halting drilling, pipeline construction and Refinery upgrading is what is raising the price.

 

[SamSpade]

Oh... no one died during Biden's watch? And what exactly was Trump supposed to do since you have all the answers? Release the super secret hidden serum that was stockpiled? You dumb!

Far more people died of COVID under Biden than Trump. In fact, Biden, even equipped with an actual vaccine managed to equal the number of deaths under Trump by December 2021.

To be honest - this was a worldwide pandemic, and it affected different populations in very different ways. Some nations with a much YOUNGER but poor population weren’t hit hard. Some nations with densely populated areas were. There’s no single data point except to say when “the science” was followed - that is, a focus strictly on the most vulnerable populations and not EVERYONE - and a focus on treatment - worked better than the draconian lockdowns which in some cases accelerated deaths.

 

[Kyle]

- that is, a focus strictly on the most vulnerable populations and not EVERYONE - and a focus on treatment - worked better than the draconian lockdowns which in some cases accelerated deaths.

But that wouldn't put any power in the Democrats pocket book.

 

[SamSpade]

I never get the concern about who gets tax cuts except that it usually increases the deficit assuming that spending increases.

Because it’s never ever going to be true that taxing or not taxing someone has any direct affect on someone else. You’re not going to get a bigger refund if a rich guy gets taxed more. Or a lower one.

 

[OccamsRazor]

Far more people died of COVID under Biden than Trump. In fact, Biden, even equipped with an actual vaccine managed to equal the number of deaths under Trump by December 2021.

But that is what Libtards do. Anything negative that happened after January 2021 was still trump's fault. If you look at a graph of the numbers, the Libtards will first look for the upswing and then point to it and say "SEE... see there... THAT is where our guy was responsible!"

 

[StmarysCity79]

But that is what Libtards do. Anything negative that happened after January 2021 was still trump's fault. If you look at a graph of the numbers, the Libtards will first look for the upswing and then point to it and say "SEE... see there... THAT is where our guy was responsible!"

This is a report from the Lancet not from "libtards". USing that phrase only proves your ignorance and allegiance to Trump and his ilk depsite your denials.

The US could have averted 40% of the deaths from Covid-19, had the country’s death rates corresponded with the rates in other high-income G7 countries, according to a Lancet commission tasked with assessing Donald Trump’s health policy record.

Almost 470,000 Americans have died from the coronavirus so far, with the number widely expected to go above half a million in the next few weeks. At the same time some 27 million people in the US have been infected. Both figures are by far the highest in the world.


In seeking to respond to the pandemic, Trump has been widely condemned for not taking the pandemic seriously enough soon enough, spreading conspiracy theories, not encouraging mask wearing and undermining scientists and others seeking to combat the virus’s spread.

In a wide-ranging assessment published on Thursday, the commission said Trump “brought misfortune to the USA and the planet” during his four years in office. The stinging critique not only blamed Trump, but also tied his actions to the historical conditions which made his presidency possible.

“He was sort of a crowning achievement of a certain period but he’s not the only architect,” said Bassett, “And so we decided it’s important to put him in context, not to minimize how destructive his policy agenda has been and his personal fanning the flames of white supremacy, but to put it in context.”

US could have averted 40% of Covid deaths, says panel examining Trump's policies

The country began the pandemic with a degraded public health infrastructure, leading to more deaths than other high-income countries

www.theguardian.com

The commission condemned Trump’s response to Covid, but emphasized that the country entered the pandemic with a degraded public health infrastructure. Between 2002 and 2019, US public health spending fell from 3.21% to 2.45% – approximately half the share of spending in Canada and the UK.

 

[SamSpade]

But that is what Libtards do. Anything negative that happened after January 2021 was still trump's fault. If you look at a graph of the numbers, the Libtards will first look for the upswing and then point to it and say "SEE... see there... THAT is where our guy was responsible!"

Well yeah, in Democrat world.

Normally in politics - if it happens on your watch, you are the responsible party, good or bad. With Dems, it is ALWAYS the predecessor’s fault if it is BAD even if it happens well into or even your second term. I’ve seen this with Clinton, Obama and Biden.

On the flip side, if it’s good and it happens on your watch - if you’re a Democrat - totally yours. Like Biden, whom you’d think was somehow part of Project Warpspeed, as he claimed credit for a vaccine developed under Trump - and his VP early in the campaign said she’d never take a vaccine that he authorized. (She was among the first).

My take? Good or bad, you were elected to fix problems. You don’t get to throw your hands up and say “it was this way when I got here “. Well no sht Sherlock, that’s why you’re there.

 

[OccamsRazor]

This is a report from the Lancet not from "libtards". USing that phrase only proves your ignorance and allegiance to Trump and his ilk depsite your denials.

The US could have averted 40% of the deaths from Covid-19, had the country’s death rates corresponded with the rates in other high-income G7 countries, according to a Lancet commission tasked with assessing Donald Trump’s health policy record.

Almost 470,000 Americans have died from the coronavirus so far, with the number widely expected to go above half a million in the next few weeks. At the same time some 27 million people in the US have been infected. Both figures are by far the highest in the world.


In seeking to respond to the pandemic, Trump has been widely condemned for not taking the pandemic seriously enough soon enough, spreading conspiracy theories, not encouraging mask wearing and undermining scientists and others seeking to combat the virus’s spread.

In a wide-ranging assessment published on Thursday, the commission said Trump “brought misfortune to the USA and the planet” during his four years in office. The stinging critique not only blamed Trump, but also tied his actions to the historical conditions which made his presidency possible.

“He was sort of a crowning achievement of a certain period but he’s not the only architect,” said Bassett, “And so we decided it’s important to put him in context, not to minimize how destructive his policy agenda has been and his personal fanning the flames of white supremacy, but to put it in context.”

US could have averted 40% of Covid deaths, says panel examining Trump's policies

The country began the pandemic with a degraded public health infrastructure, leading to more deaths than other high-income countries

www.theguardian.com

The commission condemned Trump’s response to Covid, but emphasized that the country entered the pandemic with a degraded public health infrastructure. Between 2002 and 2019, US public health spending fell from 3.21% to 2.45% – approximately half the share of spending in Canada and the UK.

- Feeble paper masks will prevent the spread
- You can catch COVID by touching.
- The vaccine WILL prevent you from getting COVID
- The second vaccine will prevent you from getting COVID
- Co-morbidities do not play a factor in COVID deaths.

ALL lies told and gobbled up. Face it. Although not 100%, Trump was correct in some of his opinions on the matter.

 

[Kyle]

- Feeble paper masks will prevent the spread
- You can catch COVID by touching.
- The vaccine WILL prevent you from getting COVID
- The second vaccine will prevent you from getting COVID

You forgot....

- The third vaccine will prevent you from getting COVID
- you just need another booster to prevent you from getting COVID
- you just need a second and third booster to prevent you from getting COVID
- It'll stop you from getting a fatal case of COVID
- It'll stop you from getting a debilitating case of COVID

OK...

- It'll help Big Pharma beat earnings this quarter...

 

[RoseRed]

- Feeble paper masks will prevent the spread
- You can catch COVID by touching.
- The vaccine WILL prevent you from getting COVID
- The second vaccine will prevent you from getting COVID
- Co-morbidities do not play a factor in COVID deaths.

ALL lies told and gobbled up. Face it. Although not 100%, Trump was correct in some of his opinions on the matter.

You forgot
- the vaccine will prevent you from spreading COVID (save Grandma!)