Best Pickup Lines

[kwillia]

You will have no problem, Stud.

I like your face.

 

[DoWhat]

I like your face.

I like your feet.

How does that make you feel.
Tingly?

 

[kwillia]

I like your feet.

How does that make you feel.
Tingly?

:swoon:

 

[Wishbone]

If I were a watermelon...

... would you spit or swallow my seeds?

 

[Hank]

Weeelll....I can move on to lust after someone else. She's only 21. /:-\

Just get a hooker...

 

[warneckutz]

Just get a hooker...

Great Mills Rd

 

[GWguy]

Great Mills Rd

And..... you know this.... how?

 

[warneckutz]

And..... you know this.... how?

I saw ... I mean... I heard ...

 

[warneckutz]

And..... you know this.... how?

I'm just trying to help the dude out ...

 

[GWguy]

I'm just trying to help the dude out ...

He should be using the same line I use when someone asks if they can help me. I say, "There's no help for me. Hasn't been for years."

 

[warneckutz]

He should be using the same line I use when someone asks if they can help me. I say, "There's no help for me. Hasn't been for years."

That'll help when he's begging for dates?

 

[GWguy]

That'll help when he's begging for dates?

No, that's his tap out line when he gets turned down.

 

[warneckutz]

No, that's his tap out line when he gets turned down.

Oooooooh....