Beware of (NEW) Solomon's Island Citgo Mechanic

[Wenchy]

Alright, I give up, what are Sanditos?

A soft flour tortilla filled with tiny chunks of pepperoni, gobs of mozzarella and spicy marinara sauce.

I want one now.

 

[Railroad]

A soft flour tortilla filled with tiny chunks of pepperoni, gobs of mozzarella and spicy marinara sauce.

I want one now.

White flour tortillas suck. Corn tortillas, steamed and formed, now we're talkin'. I will make some of them when I get the chance.

Time to go carve and serve the Roast Beast.

 

[Chris0nllyn]

I took my car to this place for an oil leak, a brake job, an air bag light and as an add-on a convertible top replacement.

Three thousand dollars later, I have an oil leak, doubtful brakes (the pedal went to the floor when I picked up the car), and a convertible top that the body shop is afraid to open. And the air bag light is still blinking. I expect I will spend twice the anticipated price, because of the extremely poor workmanship of Monte, the mechanic at Solomons Island Citgo.

Where is the oil coming from?

He probably never pumped the brakes back up after changing the pads. Atleast you know he took the calipers off.

The airbag light sounds like the connection between the column and steering wheel. If the clock spring was broken, the light would stay on.

Gas station mechanics aren't exactly known for their workmanship.....most of them atleast.