Biden Calls 877-CASH-NOW To Solve $30 Trillion National Debt Crisis

[BOP]

Biden Calls 877-CASH-NOW To Solve $30 Trillion National Debt Crisis

“Listen here, Jack, I’m as serious as a heart attack. No monkey business, for real. Now, can you provide me with CASH NOW or not?” said the President. “I need a clean slate, a total debt cancellation here. The American people are counting on me.”

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[Escalade14]

It's my money, and I need it now!

 

[Monello]

Joe is more likely to send the US bank account numbers to a Nigerian prince for a quick influx of cash.

 

[Kyle]

Biden Goes Double Or Nothing On National Debt By Placing $30 Trillion On The Bengals

INGLEWOOD, CA—President Joe Biden is planning to wipe out the National Debt with a genius double or nothing bet on the Cincinnati Bengals.

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