Big fatty gets stuck in cave trapping dozens

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buddy999

It's Great to be American
bcp said:
maybe the opening in question was located at the bottom of a downhill section.
Pillsbury dough girl gets up a head of steam, running over those in front of her and is not able to stop before becoming wedged in the too small opening.

or, maybe the dunkin donuts just down the way from the caves had just taken out a tray of fresh boston creams and the smell drifted into the cave causing her to lose her sense of reason and in a moment of thrill she thought that she could fly her size 70 waist through the size 10 hole and aquire the donuts before anyone else could get to them.
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Regardless of how she was able to get into the cave in the first place, the fact is that if the people at the ticket booth thought she was big enough to have problems, they should have denied her access.

I'd say that it's their fault she got stuck. If they told her she couldn't go in and she went anyway, then she should pay for the rescue expenses. I would have also insisted that she be behind everyone else so she would be the only one to get stuck. :whistle:
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
I think its a riot the way the just kept feeding her beans until she blasted her way out.
I understand it even left a big enough hole for the rescue equipment to get in and scrape those that were behind her off the walls.

Imagine, buying a ticket to see a cave in africa, and getting the full european air tour thrown in for free.
 
Chain729

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
buddy999 said:
Regardless of how she was able to get into the cave in the first place, the fact is that if the people at the ticket booth thought she was big enough to have problems, they should have denied her access.

I'd say that it's their fault she got stuck. If they told her she couldn't go in and she went anyway, then she should pay for the rescue expenses. I would have also insisted that she be behind everyone else so she would be the only one to get stuck. :whistle:
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If they denied her access they'd open themselves up to complaints of prejudious (sp?) behaviour toward the obese. Think about it; how many groups would whine? Never mind the fact that it would be for someone's safety. Safety is second to "feelings" nowadays.
 
ylexot

ylexot

Super Genius
Chain729 said:
If they denied her access they'd open themselves up to complaints of prejudious (sp?) behaviour toward the obese. Think about it; how many groups would whine? Never mind the fact that it would be for someone's safety. Safety is second to "feelings" nowadays.
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It was in Africa...think they care about complaints of prejudiced behavior towards the obese?
 
Azzy

Azzy

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<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt2 noWrap>01-03-2007 09:13 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 width="50%">you is fat</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

You is a rocket scientist :lmao:
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
ylexot said:
It was in Africa...think they care about complaints of prejudiced behavior towards the obese?
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they might be.
their women are thin, get that way from running down gazells and such to feed the youngins.
plus they got to be able to out run the lions while carrying that gazelle back to feed the younguns.

but, according to my memory of national geographic in my younger years, they did have some droopin to the toes type titties. wonder how they keep from trippin over them when running from the lions while carrying the gazelle back to feed the younguns.
 
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buddy999

It's Great to be American
Chain729 said:
If they denied her access they'd open themselves up to complaints of prejudious (sp?) behaviour toward the obese. Think about it; how many groups would whine? Never mind the fact that it would be for someone's safety. Safety is second to "feelings" nowadays.
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Safety should be first priority. If you go to any ammusement park, there are always age or height restrictions for safety. There is nothing wrong with having weight or size restrictions on rides or attractions that can be dangerous.
 
AK-74me

AK-74me

"Typical White Person"
Judging by all the negative karma I am getting on this thread we've got alot fat turds here in SOMD that are hyper-sensative. Anyway, I'm glad this thread offended you, now get off the computer and walk your fat ass somewhere.
 
desertrat

desertrat

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I think it's good she's out there trying to do things even if she is over weight. Good for her. (Not good for the people behind her though).
 
Chain729

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
buddy999 said:
Safety should be first priority. If you go to any ammusement park, there are always age or height restrictions for safety. There is nothing wrong with having weight or size restrictions on rides or attractions that can be dangerous.
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Of course. What I want to know is, how do you word it? I don't think that, "Yes, we have a big hole in the ground for people to see. No, you can't see it; you've consumed too much crisco and watched too much TV to fit." is going to cut it.
 
chernmax

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
Why would 23 idiots be walking behind a fat chick in the first place, where they rolling her??? :coffee:
 
Merlin99

Merlin99

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PREMO Member
chernmax said:
Why would 23 idiots be walking behind a fat chick in the first place, where they rolling her??? :coffee:
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That was her crew, their job is to go beep-beep-beep every time she backs up. Lots of reserves in case she accidently crushes them against the walls.
 
chernmax

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
Merlin99 said:
That was her crew, their job is to go beep-beep-beep every time she backs up. Lots of reserves in case she accidently crushes them against the walls.
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I personally would have taken a flame thrower to her ass, bet she gets through fast... :jameo:
 
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