Blonde at Meadows Farms on Mother's Day

[migtig]

A good icebreaker is: "asphinctersezwhat".





One that works for some people, but for some reason did not work for me... I was in a bar one time, and I was watching this guy approach women. It took him about 2 tries, but he got a girl to leave with him.

He approached the girl and said, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
She responded "WHAT?"
He said, "I said 'Particularly nasty weather.'"

Then they started talking, and they left together.


So I thought I'd try it. Being my first time, I must have messed up my delivery.
I walked up to a woman and I said: "Shove a chicken up your ass?"
She said "WHAT?!"
I said "####in' rain..."



I didn't get her to leave with me

And that's the difference between kinky and freaky.

 

[SG_Player1974]

A good icebreaker is: "asphinctersezwhat".





One that works for some people, but for some reason did not work for me... I was in a bar one time, and I was watching this guy approach women. It took him about 2 tries, but he got a girl to leave with him.

He approached the girl and said, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
She responded "WHAT?"
He said, "I said 'Particularly nasty weather.'"

Then they started talking, and they left together.


So I thought I'd try it. Being my first time, I must have messed up my delivery.
I walked up to a woman and I said: "Shove a chicken up your ass?"
She said "WHAT?!"
I said "####in' rain..."



I didn't get her to leave with me

NOW THAT IS F'n FUNNY!!!!!

 

[BET]

A good icebreaker is: "asphinctersezwhat".





One that works for some people, but for some reason did not work for me... I was in a bar one time, and I was watching this guy approach women. It took him about 2 tries, but he got a girl to leave with him.

He approached the girl and said, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
She responded "WHAT?"
He said, "I said 'Particularly nasty weather.'"

Then they started talking, and they left together.


So I thought I'd try it. Being my first time, I must have messed up my delivery.
I walked up to a woman and I said: "Shove a chicken up your ass?"
She said "WHAT?!"
I said "####in' rain..."



I didn't get her to leave with me

Cute, very cute!!!

 

[Mdbtyhtr]

Kinky is when you use the feather, Freaky is when the whole Chicken comes to play!

Scott