Danzig
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No, just waiting for the press release. They gave no info at the scene. So without the press release there is not much to report back.
Bomb squad at carwash in Callaway
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No, just waiting for the press release. They gave no info at the scene. So without the press release there is not much to report back.
Did Woodwand and Burnside at the Washington Postal wait for a press release from the Nixon adminstration? Or did they just hang out at the Watergate bar and rely on some un-named source hopefully eventully showing up using a odd code name, like "Deep Throat"?? Heck no! They made up their OWN story! Wrote their OWN words, on actual typewriters. Or some old cranky word processor, I forget.
Anyway, where were we....
Pete
Repete
I had a couple too many beers and was out having a smoke when I realized it was beyond dumb.
First off who would go to the trouble of making a suitcase bomb and decide that the Callaway Carwash would be a good target?
Second, now that this is going to be in the paper teenagers all over Southern Maryland are now digging out those old backpacks and Samsonite Luggage their parents ditched in the attic to leave strategically all over the place.
So as soon as I finished my smoke I had an epiphany that I, yes I should right this wrong. I took off at a trot, leaped over the crime scene tape, hung a left into the bay where the suitcase sat, grabbed it and unlatched it and withdrew ...................an accordion. Just as I was laughing and turned to show the offending instrument to the police they tazed me. I just posted bond.
First off who would go to the trouble of making a suitcase bomb and decide that the Callaway Carwash would be a good target?
Second, now that this is going to be in the paper teenagers all over Southern Maryland are now digging out those old backpacks and Samsonite Luggage their parents ditched in the attic to leave strategically all over the place.
So as soon as I finished my smoke I had an epiphany that I, yes I should right this wrong. I took off at a trot, leaped over the crime scene tape, hung a left into the bay where the suitcase sat, grabbed it and unlatched it and withdrew ...................an accordion. Just as I was laughing and turned to show the offending instrument to the police they tazed me. I just posted bond.
Wow man. You should write a book. Just remember all us little people that made it possible.
Oh, I heard differently.
The other prisoners requested his release, or so I heard.
They took up a collection, posted his bond and got him the heck out of there. 
