Bored at work practical joke.

[bcp]

So, really boring here today.
boss person,, well person in charge of area is out for the rest of the day.

he has a laptop computer, he has the computer lock that locks the laptop to the desk with a cable bolted to the desk.

I have a key.

when he comes back tomorrow, he will find his laptop, and his desk gone, but sitting on the floor where the desk used to be is the cable lock.

his desk is in the next room over right now.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

So, really boring here today.
boss person,, well person in charge of area is out for the rest of the day.

he has a laptop computer, he has the computer lock that locks the laptop to the desk with a cable bolted to the desk.

I have a key.

when he comes back tomorrow, he will find his laptop, and his desk gone, but sitting on the floor where the desk used to be is the cable lock.

his desk is in the next room over right now.

I heard unemployment rates will be on the rise.

 

[bcp]

I heard unemployment rates will be on the rise.

by at least three tomorrow.

hes not actually MY boss, he is more like,, my equal but a different department.

well, maybe my boss at times,, hard to say since I dont really work here. Hard to splain.

regardless, I have a desk,, he does not.

 

[Penn]

I hope you remembered to rub some poison ivy over the keyboard!

 

[bcp]

I hope you remembered to rub some poison ivy over the keyboard!

I dont think he uses his keyboard in that manner... Good God man, what are you thinking?

 

[clevalley]

I hope you remembered to rub some poison ivy over the keyboard!

Using the condom or not?

 

[Penn]

I dont think he uses his keyboard in that manner... Good God man, what are you thinking?

Question: What part of the male anatomy does a man hold onto dearly?

 

[clevalley]

Question: What part of the male anatomy does a man hold onto dearly?

Don't know, but how does a lesbian hold her liquor?

 

[Penn]

Don't know, but how does a lesbian hold her liquor?

By the ears?

 

[bcp]

Question: What part of the male anatomy does a man hold onto dearly?

this one of them trick gay jokes?

 

[Penn]

bcp!! Do you have any relatives living in Louisana??

FOXNews.com - Students Fighting Punishment After Laxative Cupcake Prank Discovered - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

Two Louisiana high school girls are fighting their expulsion and criminal charges after officials discovered laxative-laced cupcakes left in the teachers' lounge.

Jeannie Nguyen, 17, of Kenner, and Kamrin Kennedy, 17, of Marrero, were expelled from Patrick F. Taylor Science and Technology Academy after their principal, Kristi Phillippi, found 22 cupcakes made with the over-the-counter laxative MiraLAX, The Times-Picayune reported.

 

[clevalley]

By the ears?

 

[PrchJrkr]

:coughcough:

Sooooo, bcp, how's it goin'.

 

[Larry Gude]

*sigh*....

So, really boring here today.
boss person,, well person in charge of area is out for the rest of the day.

he has a laptop computer, he has the computer lock that locks the laptop to the desk with a cable bolted to the desk.

I have a key.

when he comes back tomorrow, he will find his laptop, and his desk gone, but sitting on the floor where the desk used to be is the cable lock.

his desk is in the next room over right now.

You don't work for Lehman Brothers or AIG do you?

 

[bcp]

:coughcough:

Sooooo, bcp, how's it goin'.

rather well
good thing he has a sense of humor.

when he walked back out of his office with the lock cable in his hand and the stupid look on his face and exclaimed,, The lock worked, the bastards got everything else, but the lock is still here,,, I still have my damn lock, I like this lock....

it was certainly priceless.

My partner in crime recorded the moment on his cell phone video thingy so I could enjoy it when I got here.
the best part is that by the time I did get here, the desk was back and I didnt have to help move it.

Im thinking,, youtube?

 

[bcp]

bcp!! Do you have any relatives living in Louisana??

FOXNews.com - Students Fighting Punishment After Laxative Cupcake Prank Discovered - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

Two Louisiana high school girls are fighting their expulsion and criminal charges after officials discovered laxative-laced cupcakes left in the teachers' lounge.

Jeannie Nguyen, 17, of Kenner, and Kamrin Kennedy, 17, of Marrero, were expelled from Patrick F. Taylor Science and Technology Academy after their principal, Kristi Phillippi, found 22 cupcakes made with the over-the-counter laxative MiraLAX, The Times-Picayune reported.

Noooo, I dont do things that actually have a chance of hurting people.
Im only into the stupid stuff in search of the perfect dumbfounded look on the victims face.

 

[Penn]

Noooo, I dont do things that actually have a chance of hurting people.
Im only into the stupid stuff in search of the perfect dumbfounded look on the victims face.

You're shaitting me!

I don't know how much harm would be done, in the story I posted, other than too-frequent trips to the head. However, I've heard versions of this one in the past. I think somebody pulled the same stunt in high school, way back when, and we laughed about it all day long!