If anyone has "class" and does NOT wanna read incredibly stupid jokes and riddles, go back now... but heck your already on the page so scroll down and see if your as smart as you think you are!
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*Riddle One* - A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat is so small that there is room only for him and one of the others at a time, but if he leaves the fox and goose together the fox will kill the goose, and if the goose and the sack of grain are left together the goose will eat the grain. How does he get them all over? (3 Possible Answers)
*Riddle Two* - I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
*Riddle Three* - What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
*Riddle Four* - What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
*Riddle Five* - I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
*Riddle Six* - General Masefield, accused of high treason, is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. Masefield makes his final statement and is released. The Riddle: What could he have said? (This ones a thinker...)
*Riddle Seven* - An old farmer died and left 17 cows to his three sons. In his will, the farmer stated that his oldest son should get 1 / 2 , his middle son should get 1 / 3 , and his youngest son should get 1 / 9 of all the cows. The sons, who did not want to end up with half cows, sat for days trying to figure out how many cows each of them should get. One day, their neighbor came by to see how they were doing after their father's death. The three sons told him their problem. After thinking for a while, the neighbor said: "I'll be right back!" He went away, and when he came back, the three sons could divide the cows according to their father's will, and in such a way that each of them got a whole number of cows.
*Riddle Eight* - Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
*Riddle Nine* - If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
*Riddle Ten* - What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
*Riddle Eleven* - What is broken every time it's spoken?
*Riddle Twelve* - When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
*Riddle Thirteen* - It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
*Riddle Fourteen* - What do the letter 't' and an island have in common?
*Riddle Fifteen* - I'm a word that's hardly there. Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair. What am I?
*Riddle Sixteen* - No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
*Riddle Seventeen* - A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
*Riddle Eighteen* - Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it.
*Riddle Nineteen* - I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?
*Riddle Twenty* - I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I?
*Riddle Twenty1* - There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they.
*Riddle Twenty2* - Why can't Kevin Larousse, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
*Riddle Twenty3* - Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at just 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
*Riddle Twenty4* - Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?
*Riddle Twenty5*- I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?
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You may not be able to get them all. Reply with the answers you get and see if your correct!! I will post the answers in a few days. (Yeah, some of them are stupid but it entertaining right?)
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*Riddle One* - A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat is so small that there is room only for him and one of the others at a time, but if he leaves the fox and goose together the fox will kill the goose, and if the goose and the sack of grain are left together the goose will eat the grain. How does he get them all over? (3 Possible Answers)
*Riddle Two* - I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
*Riddle Three* - What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
*Riddle Four* - What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
*Riddle Five* - I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
*Riddle Six* - General Masefield, accused of high treason, is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. Masefield makes his final statement and is released. The Riddle: What could he have said? (This ones a thinker...)
*Riddle Seven* - An old farmer died and left 17 cows to his three sons. In his will, the farmer stated that his oldest son should get 1 / 2 , his middle son should get 1 / 3 , and his youngest son should get 1 / 9 of all the cows. The sons, who did not want to end up with half cows, sat for days trying to figure out how many cows each of them should get. One day, their neighbor came by to see how they were doing after their father's death. The three sons told him their problem. After thinking for a while, the neighbor said: "I'll be right back!" He went away, and when he came back, the three sons could divide the cows according to their father's will, and in such a way that each of them got a whole number of cows.
*Riddle Eight* - Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
*Riddle Nine* - If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
*Riddle Ten* - What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
*Riddle Eleven* - What is broken every time it's spoken?
*Riddle Twelve* - When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
*Riddle Thirteen* - It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
*Riddle Fourteen* - What do the letter 't' and an island have in common?
*Riddle Fifteen* - I'm a word that's hardly there. Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair. What am I?
*Riddle Sixteen* - No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
*Riddle Seventeen* - A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
*Riddle Eighteen* - Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it.
*Riddle Nineteen* - I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?
*Riddle Twenty* - I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I?
*Riddle Twenty1* - There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they.
*Riddle Twenty2* - Why can't Kevin Larousse, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
*Riddle Twenty3* - Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at just 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
*Riddle Twenty4* - Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?
*Riddle Twenty5*- I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?
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You may not be able to get them all. Reply with the answers you get and see if your correct!! I will post the answers in a few days. (Yeah, some of them are stupid but it entertaining right?)
