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[cattitude]

I'm divorced because I married a clown.

Were you in the circus?

 

[Tonio]

Oh yeah, if you're on a motorcycle, driving a pick-up truck, police car or an 18-wheeler, I'm aware of your existance.

If you're wearing a low-cut top, the guy in the 18-wheeler would really appreciate his better vantage point.

 

[CMC122]

Were you in the circus?

Maybe he drove the really small car

 

[404]

Oh yeah, if you're on a motorcycle, driving a pick-up truck, police car or an 18-wheeler, I'm aware of your existance. And most of the time their aware of mine too.

Smart too.

 

[bedazzle]

What do you drive?

A plain jane blue honda accord. Seen me?

 

[kingvjack]

A plain jane blue honda accord. Seen me?

Everyday

 

[Kain99]

A plain jane blue honda accord. Seen me?

I saw ya this morning...... You need braces.

 

[kingvjack]

I saw ya this morning...... You need braces.

:grillwork:

 

[pixiegirl]

Someone needs to inform it that there's only one Pixie and it's all about me.

 

[Tigerlily]

I'll admit that I have a bad habit of having sex with members of the opposite sex while their driving?

 

[Nanny Pam]

It's a forgivable sin. I'm divorced because I married a clown.

You were married to DoWhat?

 

[Nanny Pam]

Someone needs to inform it that there's only one Pixie and it's all about me.

You tell 'em girlfriend!

 

[bedazzle]

Were you in the circus?

Yes, we were in the circus, that's how we met. Circus life is hard. I got tired of the fake smiles and other illusions. The driving force of the divorce was the time on the road traveling from town to town. Two much time on the road one thing led to another.

 

[danceintherain]

It's a forgivable sin. I'm divorced because I married a clown.

Welcome to the club.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Hmmmmmm



drop the "le" and she has bed azz.

 

[Good1]

Is this real?

 

[Kain99]

Is this real?

If it is she's a slap azz hodog!

 

[RoseRed]

Wow, Circus people amaze me. They dive into little glasses of water and never get hurt. Did his penis honk when you jacked him off?

 

[bedazzle]

Wow, Circus people amaze me. They dive into little glasses of water and never get hurt. Did his penis honk when you jacked him off?

Yes, and sometimes I would find a handkerchief.

 

[kingvjack]

Wow, Circus people amaze me. They dive into little glasses of water and never get hurt. Did his penis honk when you jacked him off?

Big red nose and all.