Bridge jumper

[residentofcre]

Whatever !!! You are an IDIOT!!! Did you get that. Be very clear, I have not the time patience and most importantly sanity for drama suckin ho bags that can't deal with life. So yet again I say most emphatically if you want to jump by all means go for it, please don't expect me to talk you down off the ledge. I myself have disarmed a gun that someone else held to their head. Life sucks for all of us at times. It is all about learning from it and moving on!!!

Careful... they say that real karma comes back to haunt.

Let's hope that when life gets you down ... or in the event your body decides to give out... that you do not find yourself on a bridge with a tigerlily to turn to for assistance...

 

[Tigerlily]

Careful... they say that real karma comes back to haunt.

Let's hope that when life gets you down ... or in the event your body decides to give out... that you do not find yourself on a bridge with a tigerlily to turn to for assistance...

Wait a minute, I have never implied that I want anyone to feel that way or take that kind of action. The bottom line is that anyone in that state is obviously in need of serious help. If someone really wants to die though they will. There are no easy answers.

 

[residentofcre]

Wait a minute, I have never implied that I want anyone to feel that way or take that kind of action. The bottom line is that anyone in that state is obviously in need of serious help. If someone really wants to die though they will. There are no easy answers.

Heart attacks don't always give warning.

Strokes don't always give warnings.

Deep terrible, life threatening depression does not allow people to reason.

We need to remember these things.... yes... when someone jumps I think they should do it when it's more convenient for me too...but I hope I never sound as mean as your message did...

If I do... I apologize ... people who would choose to die have a life that really sucks and I really wish I could help....

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

I could care less if someone wants to jump off the dang bridge. If you can't deal with life not my problem. I do ask kindly though that if you feel the need to jump please don't block traffic with your car. The rest of us have places to go. TIA.

How terribly cold-hearted you are.
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[Tigerlily]

How terribly cold-hearted you are.
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Not many of you here know me from a whole in the ground. It's the internet people. I am not here to save the world. Who want's to sign up to be on the gosh darned please don't off the bridge patrol. I'll put in the first hundred bucks on your hotline .I am not a phychiatrist, a marriage counselor or truthfully and one with a degree in life to solve problems. Get a life, I like mine so sorry if you can't handle yours !!!!!

 

[vraiblonde]

I, Vraiblonde, have not nor will I ever jump off the bridge.

 

[vraiblonde]

And Seabreeze, if I did get it into my head that I wanted to jump off the bridge, I'd think twice because of all the people who would be inconvenienced by my psychosis. I'd feel bad making people sit there waiting for the rescue people to dredge my body.

 

[Tigerlily]

And Seabreeze, if I did get it into my head that I wanted to jump off the bridge, I'd think twice because of all the people who would be inconvenienced by my psychosis. I'd feel bad making people sit there waiting for the rescue people to dredge my body.

So Sawry, I apologize for the interrupt, But if someone could be so kind as to pass me a beer, I would be much obliged. TIA.

 

[vraiblonde]

So Sawry, I apologize for the interrupt, But if someone could be so kind as to pass me a beer, I would be much obliged. TIA.

Here - have a Nut Brown Ale

 

[Tigerlily]

Here - have a Nut Brown Ale

Dark beer makes me hawnray .

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

And Seabreeze, if I did get it into my head that I wanted to jump off the bridge, I'd think twice because of all the people who would be inconvenienced by my psychosis. I'd feel bad making people sit there waiting for the rescue people to dredge my body.

I would not jump off a bridge either, killing yourself is a very selfish act...BUT...Tigerlily's attitude is selfish also. We are, after all, human beings & aren't perfect. Her lack of empathy is disarming.

The real point I was trying to make is that someone had a medical emergency on the bridge and she immediately jumped on the 'f*** them if they jump' bandwagon. Maybe I misunderstood her gist.

Have a nice day & for Tigerlily's sake, don't get sick while driving & hold up any traffic.

 

[bohman]

I, Vraiblonde, have not nor will I ever jump off the bridge.

I'd do it if somebody would hook me up with a bungee cord. Always wanted to do that.

What happens after you stop bouncing? Somebody up top has to pull you back up, or they lower you all the way down?

 

[residentofcre]

Not many of you here know me from a whole in the ground. It's the internet people. I am not here to save the world. Who want's to sign up to be on the gosh darned please don't off the bridge patrol. I'll put in the first hundred bucks on your hotline .I am not a phychiatrist, a marriage counselor or truthfully and one with a degree in life to solve problems. Get a life, I like mine so sorry if you can't handle yours !!!!!

I've offered a helping hand up to people I don't know from a hole in the ground.

You don't have to be a phychiatrist, a marriage couselor, or even have any experience... sometimes just a smile will disarm depression...

We are our brother's keeper... it's wise to pay it forward some... do a good deed once in a while and you will live longer.... a cold heart doesn't pump as well as a warm one...

Meanwhile... here's a mich on me...

 

[dn0121]

Oh come on, its called population management.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

"Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine, which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[FireBrand]

Oh come on, its called population management.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

"Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine, which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[Tigerlily]

I've offered a helping hand up to people I don't know from a hole in the ground.

You don't have to be a phychiatrist, a marriage couselor, or even have any experience... sometimes just a smile will disarm depression...

We are our brother's keeper... it's wise to pay it forward some... do a good deed once in a while and you will live longer.... a cold heart doesn't pump as well as a warm one...

Meanwhile... here's a mich on me...

I don't need to validate myself or what I have done to anyone, especialliy those here. IMO. I believe that most people took what I obviously thought was a joking thread and blew what they perceived of me way out of proportion. Why would someone start a thread about A "Bridge Jumper"in the Life in Southern Maryland Column though? :shrug: You ask me?


If your jumping off a bridge, Life ain't good!!!


Most importantly though anyone of you selfrighteous looking down your dang nose in dismay at how "heartless" I am. I invite you to PM me so that we can carpool together to hold the hand of my daughter's godfather's wife who just happens to be in a coma for the last three weeks after swallowing a bottle of Zanax in a suicide attempt over the fallout of her marriage and a very ugly custody battle.

I only hope in everyone's ambivilence about how F'd up I am that maybe some of those here who are so wise and sensitive will be able to provide these words of wisdom that they so quickly bestowed upon me to this ladie's three kids who will either A have to deal with the fact that their mom is dead at 33 or B maybe on the bright side visit her in a nursing home in a misaltered state.

BTW, I only wish she knew she could have called!!


That is all on this for me!!! l

 

[Nicole_in_somd]

Not many of you here know me from a whole in the ground. It's the internet people. I am not here to save the world. Who want's to sign up to be on the gosh darned please don't off the bridge patrol. I'll put in the first hundred bucks on your hotline .I am not a phychiatrist, a marriage counselor or truthfully and one with a degree in life to solve problems. Get a life, I like mine so sorry if you can't handle yours !!!!!

Nobody asked you to handle anything. We don't have to know you from a "hole" in the ground but if you are going to make statements like that be prepared to take heat for it.

 

[Nicole_in_somd]

I don't need to validate myself or what I have done to anyone, especialliy those here. IMO. I believe that most people took what I obviously thought was a joking thread and blew what they perceived of me way out of proportion. Why would someone start a thread about A "Bridge Jumper"in the Life in Southern Maryland Column though? :shrug: You ask me?


If your jumping off a bridge, Life ain't good!!!


Most importantly though anyone of you selfrighteous looking down your dang nose in dismay at how "heartless" I am. I invite you to PM me so that we can carpool together to hold the hand of my daughter's godfather's wife who just happens to be in a coma for the last three weeks after swallowing a bottle of Zanax in a suicide attempt over the fallout of her marriage and a very ugly custody battle.

I only hope in everyone's ambivilence about how F'd up I am that maybe some of those here who are so wise and sensitive will be able to provide these words of wisdom that they so quickly bestowed upon me to this ladie's three kids who will either A have to deal with the fact that their mom is dead at 33 or B maybe on the bright side visit her in a nursing home in a misaltered state.

BTW, I only wish she knew she could have called!!


That is all on this for me!!! l

I lost a good friend who jumped off that bridge and her family is still reeling from it. Many people had your stupid attitude, but they did not know the whole story. Being bitter like that is not going to change things.

 

[residentofcre]

I don't need to validate myself or what I have done to anyone, especialliy those here. IMO. I believe that most people took what I obviously thought was a joking thread and blew what they perceived of me way out of proportion. Why would someone start a thread about A "Bridge Jumper"in the Life in Southern Maryland Column though? :shrug: You ask me?


If your jumping off a bridge, Life ain't good!!!


Most importantly though anyone of you selfrighteous looking down your dang nose in dismay at how "heartless" I am. I invite you to PM me so that we can carpool together to hold the hand of my daughter's godfather's wife who just happens to be in a coma for the last three weeks after swallowing a bottle of Zanax in a suicide attempt over the fallout of her marriage and a very ugly custody battle.

I only hope in everyone's ambivilence about how F'd up I am that maybe some of those here who are so wise and sensitive will be able to provide these words of wisdom that they so quickly bestowed upon me to this ladie's three kids who will either A have to deal with the fact that their mom is dead at 33 or B maybe on the bright side visit her in a nursing home in a misaltered state.

BTW, I only wish she knew she could have called!!


That is all on this for me!!! l

What Nicole said was well spoken.... and apparently you do need to validate yourself... or you would not have responded in this way...

A bit dog always barks....