Oz said:
Wasn't someone starting an Escort Service down here?
Real escort services (rent-a-date, no sex) are a good idea. Paid dates are better than real dates because they accomplish the purpose without anyone having to promise to call.
There was some weird site that advertised rent-a-kid for people who want to, I don't know, impress a potential mate with their parenting skills or something. That didn't seem like a good idea to me. Especially since the descriptions sounded like child molester bait.