Can you haiku?

[fttrsbeerwench]

We tried to warn him
Stay far away from K_Jo
His boyz'll fall off soon

abomination.
triskaidekaphobia.
unincredible.

 

[K_Jo]

We tried to warn him
Stay far away from K_Jo
His boyz'll fall off soon

That is not funny
Sometimes you guys are too mean
Now where is my stash?

 

[FromTexas]

That is not funny
Sometimes you guys are too mean
Now where is my stash?

I bummed it; stole it;
I really needed the cash
forgive my theft please

 

[chaotic]

I just arrived home
And to amuse you people
I write gibberish

 

[morganj614]

Wait until the drunks
Come home from the Tiki Bar
Haiku will be strange

 

[K_Jo]

I bummed it; stole it;
I really needed the cash
forgive my theft please

I cannot forgive
You just don't know how it is
Gotsta have it, man!

 

[MJ]

Feeling really FAT
Going for a LONG A$$ walk
Need to stop eating

 

[FromTexas]

Feeling really FAT
Going for a LONG A$$ walk
Need to stop eating

Maybe you feel fat
because you are quite rotund
squeal squeal squeal you pig




I am going to hell for that one....

 

[Evan Stone]

His boyz have a rash

It makes them red and icky.

He needs some ointment.

I shaved those bad boyz

They shine like brand new money

Itchy go bye-bye

 

[MJ]

Maybe you feel fat
because you are quite rotund
squeal squeal squeal you pig




I am going to hell for that one....

I am not rotund
Was feeling down for a sec
Chocolate rules baby!

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Wait until the drunks
Come home from the Tiki Bar
Haiku will be strange

That's what we're here for.

To be the butt of jokes.

Take a lickin'

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

I shaved those bad boyz

They shine like brand new money

Itchy go bye-bye

All shiny and new
He told me it was butter
But I can't believe.

 

[K_Jo]

All shiny and new
He told me it was butter
But I can't believe.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

K-jo laughs, butt good
Fabio scratches his head
I drink to forget.

 

[cattitude]

She was his once
this love of mine
Bobby, God Forbid

 

[K_Jo]

New Real World starts now
Quick someone please remind me
I am thirty-three

 

[Sharon]

One Mr. Gasm
Sailor, thirty eight inseam
Tight butt too, oh my



Catt is attitude
Sassy, smart, lots of fun too
Red vette we covet



Cheez-its and Lite Beer
We Otter know better now
But we still love him






Sharon the joke queen
Groaners are her specialty
Heaven help me please






My buddy FromTexas
Causing trouble everywhere
Smart azz extraordinaire






Pete and his Boy
Heck of a team they so are
Pete and his Re-Pete






RoseRed, my wine buddy
Laughs, tears, and shared memories
Soul sisters for sure






Elaine stirs it up
Witty and stinging retorts
Keeps us on our toes

Those are great!

 

[Larry Gude]

Jackass style...

This see, beer, mine hold

HMO socialized pain

Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo...

 

[virgovictoria]

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You have given out

way too much Reputation

try again later.

 

[jazz lady]

Wait until the drunks
Come home from the Tiki Bar
Haiku will be strange

I resent that slur
Two was my limit tonight
What two is nunya