Cannibal Cooking

[happyazz]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu.

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

"Have you ever tried to clean one?"

 

[rack'm]

 

[Homer J]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny?"

 

[aps45819]

cannibal kid playing with a missionary kid.
Cannibal mom walks up and cannibal kid then says
How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food.

 

[Dupontster]

Two Cannibals were eating a man....One started at the head and the other started at the feet...About half way through the one that started at the head looked up and said "How ya doing?" other one answers "Ok, man I'm having a ball"


Should that have been posted over on the bull balls thread?

 

[ServiceGuy]

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while
rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my
mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

 

[Tonio]

Mad magazine cartoon - two explorers are in the cannibals' stew pot. One says, "I have to go to the bathroom!" and the other says, "Just let loose here - what difference does it make now?" The final scene shows the cannibals telling their cook, "Man, this is your tastiest dinner yet!"

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Mad magazine cartoon - two explorers are in the cannibals' stew pot. One says, "I have to go to the bathroom!" and the other says, "Just let loose here - what difference does it make now?" The final scene shows the cannibals telling their cook, "Man, this is your tastiest dinner yet!"

 

[DoWhat]

You ain't the only one.
It's been going on for YEARS.

 

[I like it]