Retirement suggestions
Drive to stores, find a great parking spot and just sit there with your backup lights on until waiting drivers get frustrated.
Venture into the stores and drop random items into peoples unattended shopping carts.
Go into the starbucks at 630 in the morning and when you get to the front of the line, ask for a detailed description of every drink you see on the board.
Sit at traffic lights pretending your car won't start when it turns green and then start it and drive away as the light turns yellow.
Drive to stores, find a great parking spot and just sit there with your backup lights on until waiting drivers get frustrated.
Venture into the stores and drop random items into peoples unattended shopping carts.
Go into the starbucks at 630 in the morning and when you get to the front of the line, ask for a detailed description of every drink you see on the board.
Sit at traffic lights pretending your car won't start when it turns green and then start it and drive away as the light turns yellow.