Caption This (Thursday)

[BigSlam123b]

 

[CapsFan]

Anybody have the phone number to Jenny Craig

 

[Gooseneck]

I am going to look hot in these!

 

[PrchJrkr]

 

[fddog]

who said i wasn't a size 6

 

[starr]

A little help......

 

[RoseRed]

She is about 4 of me!

 

[K_Jo]

Sometimes it sucks to be big-boned.

 

[Lenny]

They promised me that gastric bypass surgery would get me back into my hip hugger jeans! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Pete]

[announcer] Look at Gertrude trying to get into those traditionaly cut jeans..... It is futile. With the BIF 2000 BIF jeans squeezing into jeans is easy for the Rubenesqe. BIF jeans.....look for them at a retailer near you!!

BIF Jeans is a registered trade mark of Butt In Front International L.L.C.[/announcer]

 

[Tomcat]

Vrai " they fit last time I wore them"

 

[K_Jo]

[announcer] Look at Gertrude trying to get into those traditionaly cut jeans..... It is futile. With the BIF 2000 BIF jeans squeezing into jeans is easy for the Rubenesqe. BIF jeans.....look for them at a retailer near you!!

BIF Jeans is a registered trade mark of Butt In Front International L.L.C.[/announcer]

How many of those pills did you get?

 

[Pete]

How many of those pills did you get?

A bunch

 

[itsbob]

Comedienne Jeenifer Lundt, does her "Star Jones Honeymoon" impression.

 

[K_Jo]

A bunch

Please share. My day sucks and I'm out of Vicodin.

 

[crabcake]

I'm out of Vicodin.

I'm putting a hurtin' on my stash with this muscle spasm.

 

[K_Jo]

I'm putting a hurtin' on my stash with this muscle spasm.

 

[bresamil]

She is about 14 of me!

:fixed:

 

[RoseRed]

:fixed:

I'm not that little!

 

[vraiblonde]

"I can TOO get into size 8 jeans!"