“we’ll have you in those Jeans in no time. Just 3 times a week for 20 minutes, sit on the edge of your bed and put your favorite Jeans on as high as you can get them……..from that position, just keep yanking and tugging…….before you know it, you’ll be wearing those Jeans just like they actually fit ya.”
When APS awoke he was startled to hear heavy breathing from across the room. In his hung over haze he could not remember what happened after 11 the night before. As he did a quick check he noticed he was naked and his legs hurt as if he had run a marathon. A quick one eyed survey of the room reveiled he had managed to make it to his own house. Movement to his left startled him, as he slowly peeked over with one eye he saw Gert getting dressed to leave. It was that moment he decided to fake his death and move to Maryland.