Catamarans - think twice before dining there!

Littlebit

Member
:banghead::doh::banghead: Will I ever learn my lesson? :banghead::doh::banghead:

U know what!! I feel like my brain is in turmoil. What say you just call credit card company, have charges cancelled and don't go there again, END OF STORY!!! Place was never good, pretty much a dive, so why would anyone think it got any better with Hell's Kitchen Chef?
 

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
When I ate at Catamarans

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DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
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Are you ever going to go back again?
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
He told her she can join the other people #####ing online about the food. Nice. :loser:

As far as I'm concerned, they can cram their crappy food and crappy attitude up their butt because I won't be going back there.
 

Baltimore_Colt

New Member
Ate there twice. Both times sucked. They say third time's a charm. I'll never find out because I'll never go back. Food sucked. People sucked. Atmosphere sucked. Whole damn experience sucked.

So yeah. Catamaran's sucks.
 

spoiledrotten1

New Member
I'm not typing using paragraphs because I just don't want to.. so there!! Or how about I retype it in all caps to annoy everyone even more?
Ok, so even though I signed the credit slip and it's my signature, I can disbute the charge? don't think so..I used my checkcard, if that was the case I would disbute everything that I charge.
 

PrepH4U

New Member
I'm not typing using paragraphs because I just don't want to.. so there!! Or how about I retype it in all caps to annoy everyone even more?
Ok, so even though I signed the credit slip and it's my signature, I can disbute the charge? don't think so..I used my checkcard, if that was the case I would disbute everything that I charge.

You should have "disbuted" the tip right there instead of agreeing with it by signing for it. :shrug: Oh and good luck finding the manager in Miami.
 

Toxick

Splat
I'm not typing using paragraphs because I just don't want to.. so there!!

Nice attitude.


I'm going to go eat at Catamaran's tonight out of spite. You just won them a customer! Congratulations.


Or how about I retype it in all caps to annoy everyone even more?

Or... if you have a message that you want to put out there, respect your audience enough to write it in such a way that they'd want to read it. If you can't be bothered to press the enter key once or twice, I can't be bothered to read your obnoxious drivel.


So there.
 

Sweet 16

^^8^^
You should have "disbuted" the tip right there instead of agreeing with it by signing for it. :shrug: Oh and good luck finding the manager in Miami.

:yeahthat:

I still don't get why people don't look at their credit card slips before they sign them, and then b!tch when they call and the business won't give them a "credit". Usually, if you politely ask your server or a manager to correct a mistake (be it the food or the bill), they'll hook you up.
 

herbivore2

New Member
Thanks

Thanks for the information about Catamarans. I will be sure not to eat there.

But, please, the next time you write such a long passage, break it up into paragraphs and shorter sentences. I am a teacher and found it very hard to read.


:cds:
 

RedBaron

Bird of Prey
I wonder when people are going to realize the head chef was basically a contestant on a bad game show! Too funny!
 

Jameo

What?!
I think Vra should merge all 50 threads about this sucky place into one Catamaran's SUCKS thread. I have never liked the food or waitstaff there. The do have great DJs and their bar manager (Ricky) is :hot: but the restaurant needs to get their sh*t together. It's always been awful. Hopefully their time with Gordon will improve the place!

Ricky? Seriously? :roflmao:
 
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