Catching a cheater cheater pumpkin eater PT 5

[jwwb2000]

Its been way to effing long. Next woman I get in bed had better bring a snack and something to drink. going to be a long night.

 

[Mojo]

Its been way to effing long. Next woman I get in bed had better bring a snack and something to drink. going to be a long night.

You really think she will get that bored?

 

[GypsyQueen]

Gotta watch out for this guy.
Im the guy you CAN take home to meet the parents but Ill have my fingers inside you at the dinner table talking to your mom about religion while texting your twin sister telling her to join in tonight. (hmmm wonder how long this thread will last today).

 

[4d2008]

You really think she will get that bored?

doesnt matter to me, thats why god invented doggy style. so we can both watch x files.

 

[Mojo]

doesnt matter to me, thats why god invented doggy style. so we can both watch x files.

Now that's good thinking

 

[kelb]

Its been way to effing long. Next woman I get in bed had better bring a snack and something to drink. going to be a long night.

I wouldnt tell chicks that its been that long. you can brag all you want but all we hear is.. WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FAST!

 

[4d2008]

I wouldnt tell chicks that its been that long. you can brag all you want but all we hear is.. WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FAST!

If round 1 is fast there is always parts 2, 3, and 4. Gotta hit all the rooms, counters, inside the cabinets, shower, bath, cat box, bird cage... Nothing will be safe.

 

[jwwb2000]

I wouldnt tell chicks that its been that long. you can brag all you want but all we hear is.. WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FAST!

 

[Chain729]

doesnt matter to me, thats why god invented doggy style. so we can both watch x files.

Taking lessons from Bloodhound Gang.

 

[4d2008]

Taking lessons from Bloodhound Gang.

Bloodhound gang rocks

 

[jwwb2000]

If round 1 is fast there is always parts 2, 3, and 4. Gotta hit all the rooms, counters, inside the cabinets, shower, bath, cat box, bird cage... Nothing will be safe from all the goo.

:fixed:

 

[4d2008]

:fixed:

thanks. but if she is a good girl there will be nothing to clean.

 

[Chain729]

I wouldnt tell chicks that its been that long. you can brag all you want but all we hear is.. WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FAST!

I don't think his ego would let him beg for a mercy session without bragging- which really screws the whole tactic up.

thanks. but if she is a good girl there will be nothing to clean.

What? You think she's going to be using the force to keep her love goo from dripping out? That or you've never gotten a chick wet.

 

[4d2008]

I don't think his ego would let him beg for a mercy session without bragging- which really screws the whole tactic up.



What? You think she's going to be using the force to keep her love goo from dripping out? That or you've never gotten a chick wet.

I was waiting for someone to comment figured well chit I typed it now Ill just wait I guess. Ive only had one squirter in my life though. She could shoot about 3 feet. was kickazz.

 

[GypsyQueen]

You guys are going to get this thread deleted again.


...Carry on.

 

[puggymom]

I don't think his ego would let him beg for a mercy session without bragging- which really screws the whole tactic up.



What? You think she's going to be using the force to keep her love goo from dripping out? That or you've never gotten a chick wet.

I do not think that is what he meant. I assumed he meant she would swallow afterwards?

 

[GypsyQueen]

I do not think that is what he meant. I assumed he meant she would swallow afterwards?

Exactly...

 

[4d2008]

I do not think that is what he meant. I assumed he meant she would swallow afterwards?

good girls rock.

 

[somdfunguy]

good girls rock.

and bad girls suck.

oh good morning by the way

 

[4d2008]

and bad girls suck.

oh good morning by the way

hence why good girls rock, they swallow