CBS Producers Ask Shannon Sharpe...

[Otter]

I liked Nelson's drunk routine on that one, too. Drinks a glass of water that spills all over his chin, and he says

"Ssh-orry.....I must be full."

Hey babe, wots yer sign? I'm feces..

 

[Baja28]

I'm PRETTY sure you're thinking about Garrett Morris as Chico Escuela: "Beisbol ben berry, berry goot to me"

Ifs it was not fo footbowel, I woulds not be in footbowel today!

 

[Shawn]

I don't understand how that guy gets paid to speak on TV. Personally, I find the entire CBS studio show pretty much unwatchable. Sharpe is unintelligible. Marino and James Brown are bland and boring. Esiason and Cowher are okay, but that's about it.

hell.. look at espn with irvin and emmitt..

 

[DipStick]

I don't understand how that guy gets paid to speak on TV. Personally, I find the entire CBS studio show pretty much unwatchable. Sharpe is unintelligible. Marino and James Brown are bland and boring. Esiason and Cowher are okay, but that's about it.

CBS' coverage as a whole is unwatchable. Their lips are glued to Peyton Manning's ass every single game. I wish they'd just call the games and quit kissing Peyton's ass.

 

[Dondi]

There was a Comedy Club guy years ago who did a hilarious skit..

"Number 27...sh*t 72...foobawl is my life..it if wasn't for foobawl, I would not be playing foobawl today... " Funny stuff.

Yeah, that was Bob Nelson. And he played the whole football team.

http://www.bobnelson.com/

And you can find that routine here:

Bob Nelson @ The 9th Annual Young Comedians Video

Hilarious!