CHASE RACE 6: The Clusterphuque

[homedepot20]

Ambrose & Montoya bring out 2nd caution ! Beaner looks like a DNF

 

[homedepot20]

Thought about going for the Danica Bonus , but Danica WOULD have to be on lead lap & avoid the big one ! Danica is NEVER on lead lap at end and usually causes the big one or gets caught up in a accident BEFORE the Big One

Stop picking on her, she came in a decent 20th only 2 spots behind that bum Logano

I see where you & DipStick have her in your picks ! Might as well pick her as WINNER and go for the 25 point bonus . Her odds of winning are as good as a Top 7

Half Way Lap has Danica in 7th ! DipStick & OHCG may have Danica in Top 7 ! Danica in Top 7 should be worth at least a 3 pointer, if her WINNING is 25

 

[homedepot20]

50 TO GO ! 50 laps remaining is usually where everyone stops cruising & STARTS positioning for the WIN ! Junyer LEADING ( anyone but Johnson )

 

[homedepot20]

Half Way Lap has Danica in 7th ! DipStick & OHCG may have Danica in Top 7 ! Danica in Top 7 should be worth at least a 3 pointer, if her WINNING is 25

Speeding & MISSING pit box has Danica running 34th with 20 remaining

 

[homedepot20]

Austin Dillion in 14 car brings out caution on white flag lap . Jamie McMurray WINS .

 

[gary_webb]

I feel cheated.

 

[homedepot20]

Standing after Clusterphuque Talladega

HomeDepot20 88=2=90
Clevalley 80+1=81
Calvcopf 79+2=81
Huntr1 77+2=79 ( Charlotte Picks)
DipStick 78+0=78
Dutch6 75+1=76
OldHillCrestGuy 71+2=73

NOTE - NASCAR may change results . Race finished under caution caused by crash on LAST lap .

 

[homedepot20]

Dippy, change your picks quick. You know JJ can't win without Jr pushing him. HMS team orders.

DipStick didn't listen ! Could have had 1 point for Junyer instead got SHUT OUT

 

[gary_webb]

I feel cheated.

...and I can't even begin to imagine how cheated Jr must feel.

 

[homedepot20]

Didn't know what DipStick meant by " Clusterphuque " for a week . Just figured it out

 

[homedepot20]

Johnson Leads Kenseth by 4 points with 4 races left Next week is DipStick favorite racing , Boring A$$ Short Track racing at Martinsville .

 

[gary_webb]

Didn't know what DipStick meant by " Clusterphuque " for a week . Just figured it out

In Spanish it's 'el jerko de circle'.

 

[gary_webb]

Johnson Leads Kenseth by 4 points with 4 races left Next week is DipStick favorite racing , Boring A$$ Short Track racing at Martinsville .

He'll watch this one to see K-Y get his due. I hear Miller Lite gives you a headache when it's administered as a suppository.

 

[homedepot20]

He'll watch this one to see K-Y get his due. I hear Miller Lite gives you a headache when it's administered as a suppository.

M&Ms or a Snickers Bar can be just as deadly if administered correctly

 

[AnthonyJames]

M&Ms or a Snickers Bar can be just as deadly if administered correctly

Strange choice of words, but I think you're right, goon boy would commit vehicular homicide. His true self esteem is that low.

 

[OldHillcrestGuy]

Standing after Clusterphuque Talladega

HomeDepot20 88=2=90
Clevalley 80+1=81
Calvcopf 79+2=81
Huntr1 77+2=79 ( Charlotte Picks)
DipStick 78+0=78
Dutch6 75+1=76
OldHillCrestGuy 71+2=73

NOTE - NASCAR may change results . Race finished under caution caused by crash on LAST lap .

Hotdog started my crawling out of last place, picked a point on Dutch and 2 on the Dip. Haha Dippy only person to not get a point this week, how does that happen now when we pick 7 drivers. He's our Commissioner? Think its time for a change, HomeDepot would be my choice, he seems to be much more knowledgable. lol

After Danica's boyfriends big finish, wonder if Ricky topped off his day with some bang bang with Danica in his motor home.

 

[homedepot20]

Haha Dippy only person to not get a point this week, how does that happen now when we pick 7 drivers. He's our Commissioner? Think its time for a change, HomeDepot would be my choice, he seems to be much more knowledgable. lol.

NO WAY !!!!!! I'm content on being "Unofficial ScoreKeeper" until Commissioner DipStick tells me to stop Besides I'm focused on WINNING my 1st "Championship" this year

 

[homedepot20]

After Danica's boyfriends big finish, wonder if Ricky topped off his day with some bang bang with Danica in his motor home.

Haven't heard too much about that "relationship" lately . Might be off ! I don't think that little BOY can handle Danica

 

[AnthonyJames]

After Danica's boyfriends big finish, wonder if Ricky topped off his day with some bang bang with Danica in his motor home.

They're calling him "Ricky Outhouse" on NASCAR .com


That's the clean version.

 

[DipStick]

Listened to this ####show while driving out to Hampton for work. All the Chase drivers dropped to the back and rode around back there in the closing laps so they wouldn't get caught up in a wreck.

Talladega needs to be torn to the ground and rebuilt as a half-mile track.