Chipotle Faces No-Win Scenario as Crisis Taints Its Every Move

[vraiblonde]

I think I'm going out for Caucasian takeout tonight.

What? We have Mexican takeout, Oriental takeout, Italian takeout..... why not Caucasian takeout?

So...McDonalds?

 

[MJ]

I think I'm going out for Caucasian takeout tonight.

What? We have Mexican takeout, Oriental takeout, Italian takeout..... why not Caucasian takeout?

Isn't that just called "American"?

 

[Chris0nllyn]

I didn't know they did... Maybe I should rephrase my post...

Calvert needs decent Chinese Delivery.

Yea, but I'm pretty sure the delivery drivers were all pill heads. Delivery would take over an hour sometimes and probably part of the reason they stopped.

The Chinese are a thrifty people and I don't see any of them hiring someone to drive food around.

 

[GWguy]

So...McDonalds?

Actully I'm making stuffed tilapia and grill roasted brussels.

Isn't that just called "American"?

I was wondering who would catch that.... I just figured it would take off as a racist comment.

 

[GURPS]

I think I'm going out for Caucasian takeout tonight.

What? We have Mexican takeout, Oriental takeout, Italian takeout..... why not Caucasian takeout?

McDonald's, Five Guys, Burger King, Sonic .... Mission BBQ

etc

 

[PeoplesElbow]

So...McDonalds?

Oh come on, Cracker Barrel, duh