Cinco De Mayo

[jazz lady]

Well, I won't force you to divulge prior pucker pickles... But, if you happen to share Cinco de Mayo with someone that frequently shaves her Schnauzer, please take notes and do share...

After the karma I received from said Schnauzer shaver, I definitely will.

 

[jazz lady]

I really enjoyed the shot of apple pucker and I like me some vodka so I'm tempted to give the appl'tinis a whirl...

And that's how it starts. Careful, those things can be lethal - especially the next morning.