Clinton to go under the knife

[jlabsher]

I'm almost afraid to post breaking news anymore! Clinton to get quadruple bypass

Too much fat in his diet?

 

[justhangn]

It must be from all that running he used to do.......from McDonals to Burger King to Roy Rogers...........

 

[Suz]

He should have went under the knife years ago!!! while Hillary was holding it ala Bobbitt!!!

 

[huntr1]

They better keep the medical interns out of his recovery room (or maybe not depending on how you look at it).

 

[Sharon]

He should have went under the knife years ago!!! while Hillary was holding it ala Bobbitt!!!

 

[vraiblonde]

That's too bad. Really. Kiss kiss, get well soon.

 

[jlabsher]

I heard he saw Hillary nekkid!

 

[Sharon]

I heard he saw Hillary nekkid!

Did he walk in on her and Janet?

 

[jlabsher]

Remember when the biggest scandal in America was that the Head Honcho getting his Little Willie taken care of? I sure do miss those innocent days....

 

[Ken King]

I'm almost afraid to post breaking news anymore! Clinton to get quadruple bypass

Too much fat in his diet?

This must be a major mistake. It is a well known fact that Clinton never has had a heart.

 

[Penn]

I just saw this on CNN. Kinda sudden. no? Usually the grapevine in the political world leaks out a few of these kinds of news stories.
Well, all I can say is, I hope they might give him a conservative heart valve during the operation. He and Zell would male a heck of a pair!

 

[SmallTown]

He announced it this close to the election to get more sympathy votes for the dems.

 

[Penn]

He announced it this close to the election to get more sympathy votes for the dems.

Well who do you think the dems would rather have in the news?
J.F.Kerry, who has no heart or stomach, or a former prez of theirs who never had a heart worth a darn to begin with?

It will keep Kerry's name out of the news for a few days, a week, to recoup his drop in the polls, and G.W. Bushs' rise.

Twisted strategy, I know, but we're talking democrats here, aren't we?

 

[SmallTown]

Well who do you think the dems would rather have in the news?
J.F.Kerry, who has no heart or stomach, or a former prez of theirs who never had a heart worth a darn to begin with?

and has a bent penis

 

[ylexot]

Well who do you think the dems would rather have in the news?
J.F.Kerry, who has no heart or stomach, or a former prez of theirs who never had a heart worth a darn to begin with?

You forgot the lack of a spine.

 

[Kyle]

He does love to be the center of attention.

I do hope he survives though.

 

[Steve]

I heard that his heart became overtaxed during his support of Kerry, that even Slick Willy found it hard to sell this guy to America.

 

[Penn]

You forgot the lack of a spine.

Well, my friend, it's all relative; spine - stomach, with Kerry, life is just too complex, he dwells on the things that might make a situation "go bad", rather than "how can I make it work and win."

From what I been hearing, it's his downfall, a fatal weakness.