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dustin

UAIOE
I am so friggin tired of shaving my face. :tantrum Just tired of it. Ev-er-ry stinkin mornin (on the weekdays :biggrin:) wake up, scratch my rear, so hello to the loo, and onto the torture us guys have to endure to appear "professional in the workplace" :burning:

Someone needs to make a "no facial hair pill" for guys.... shoot maybe it would work for some of the women I know too....That way I wouldnt have to wake up every morning and take a layer of skin off my face. It would put Gillette, Norelco, and Remington out of business. The traffic accident death toll would drop for lack of idiots trying to shave while driving. Mind you the pill would just be temporary, if you stop taking them, then your hair returns to its original state. We already have stuff to stimulate hair growth...why not reduce/stop it :shrug:

Maybe even a pill that you could take to temporarily stop the growth of facial hair in certain areas of the face....you could get the "soul patch pill", the "musician goatee pill", a "Joe Dirt sideburns pill" even a "Frenchy moustache pill"....

Well, if the brains could develop one of those, then certainly they could develop a "no-pube hair pill" too, along with the "slick 50 armpit pill"....a "anti-caveman pill" (hey ladies no more backhair/butt hair to look at on your man!).....and another for the wimmens, "the Marylin Monroe legs pill"....
 

fantasyillusion

...fear...me...
i'm SO happy i don't have to shave daily... currently, i'm working on the homeless look... havn't shaved for at least 2 weeks (i think) and havn't had my hair cut in months :biggrin:
 

ALLIZONME

that mean azz blonde chic
Originally posted by dustin
Not a topical cream or NAIR or crap like that. Just a pill that you swallow and the body hair stops growing. Done. Finished. Kaput.

Laser surgery?:shrug:
 

Sharon

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PREMO Member
Originally posted by dustin
Not a topical cream or NAIR or crap like that. Just a pill that you swallow and the body hair stops growing. Done. Finished. Kaput.
Wouldn't that make you bald all over? :shocking:
 

ALLIZONME

that mean azz blonde chic
Originally posted by RoseRed
I have no idea, but the visual of him ripping the beard out of his face is funny. :biggrin:


I heard it didn't hurt at all. Just wanting a second on that!
I bet that would be pretty cute.........Although I think he would stop after the first swipe!
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Katie

Guest
Well you could be a woman and put up with things that are a bigger pain then just shaving your face. We have much to shave if we just do normal places, not to mention other places that we might shave.

:bawl:
 

dustin

UAIOE
Originally posted by Katie
Well you could be a woman and put up with things that are a bigger pain then just shaving your face. We have much to shave if we just do normal places, not to mention other places that we might shave.

:bawl:

I realize this....that's why the wimmens should be pulling for anti-body hair pill too! You would be have more spare time to do other things instead of in the bathroom wasting our precious lifeblood down the drain.....
 
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dustin

UAIOE
Originally posted by RoseRed
I have no idea, but the visual of him ripping the beard out of his face is funny. :biggrin:

Has that been on a "Jackass" episode yet :confused: If not...what a wonderful idea for a show!
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
I saw a program on E!, something about Secrets of the Stars, and there is a procedure that some use for hair removal.

If I recall, a jell like cream (like for a sono-gram) is applied to a particular area and then some sort of electronic gadget is rubbed over that area. It kills the hair folicles so it never grows back in that area. The show said that a lof of men used it to "sculpt" their beads and chest hair. Women use it on their faces, legs, underarms, as well as other parts of the anatomy.

Actually seemed kinda cool.
 

CowGirlUp

Yeee hawww
Originally posted by dustin
I am so friggin tired of shaving my face. :tantrum Just tired of it. Ev-er-ry stinkin mornin (on the weekdays :biggrin:) wake up, scratch my rear, so hello to the loo, and onto the torture us guys have to endure to appear "professional in the workplace" :burning:

Someone needs to make a "no facial hair pill" for guys.... shoot maybe it would work for some of the women I know too....That way I wouldnt have to wake up every morning and take a layer of skin off my face. It would put Gillette, Norelco, and Remington out of business. The traffic accident death toll would drop for lack of idiots trying to shave while driving. Mind you the pill would just be temporary, if you stop taking them, then your hair returns to its original state. We already have stuff to stimulate hair growth...why not reduce/stop it :shrug:
At least that is all a guy needs to shave....is your face. Do you have any idea what a women goes through when it comes to shaving??? You have no idea!!!!!! :bawl:
 

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
Originally posted by RoseRed
I saw a program on E!, something about Secrets of the Stars, and there is a procedure that some use for hair removal.

If I recall, a jell like cream (like for a sono-gram) is applied to a particular area and then some sort of electronic gadget is rubbed over that area. It kills the hair folicles so it never grows back in that area. The show said that a lof of men used it to "sculpt" their beads and chest hair. Women use it on their faces, legs, underarms, as well as other parts of the anatomy.

Actually seemed kinda cool.

That would be Alaze (sp?) and I want it!
 

ALLIZONME

that mean azz blonde chic
Originally posted by RoseRed
I saw a program on E!, something about Secrets of the Stars, and there is a procedure that some use for hair removal.

If I recall, a jell like cream (like for a sono-gram) is applied to a particular area and then some sort of electronic gadget is rubbed over that area. It kills the hair folicles so it never grows back in that area. The show said that a lof of men used it to "sculpt" their beads and chest hair. Women use it on their faces, legs, underarms, as well as other parts of the anatomy.

Actually seemed kinda cool.

I think I've seen the same thing. I doesnt hurt(they say) but they never mentioned how much something like that would cost.........out the azzz I'm sure
 

dustin

UAIOE
Originally posted by RoseRed
I saw a program on E!, something about Secrets of the Stars, and there is a procedure that some use for hair removal.

If I recall, a jell like cream (like for a sono-gram) is applied to a particular area and then some sort of electronic gadget is rubbed over that area. It kills the hair folicles so it never grows back in that area. The show said that a lof of men used it to "sculpt" their beads and chest hair. Women use it on their faces, legs, underarms, as well as other parts of the anatomy.

Actually seemed kinda cool.

That's a pretty cool idea! But not sure if I like the fact it kills the hair follicles so the hair would never grow back. I want it to be temporary...kinda along the same lines as any other pills, you stop taking them and the benefits go away (for the most part).
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Originally posted by pixiegirl
That would be Alaze (sp?) and I want it!
So that's what that ad on the radio is all about :dur:

I would love to have it too, any idea the cost?
 
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Kizzy

Guest
Originally posted by Katie
Well you could be a woman and put up with things that are a bigger pain then just shaving your face. We have much to shave if we just do normal places, not to mention other places that we might shave.

:bawl:

That is so true. And if you messed up in certain spots, it looks funny, kinda like a landing strip. :razz:
 
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