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I am so friggin tired of shaving my face.
Just tired of it. Ev-er-ry stinkin mornin (on the weekdays
) wake up, scratch my rear, so hello to the loo, and onto the torture us guys have to endure to appear "professional in the workplace"
Someone needs to make a "no facial hair pill" for guys.... shoot maybe it would work for some of the women I know too....That way I wouldnt have to wake up every morning and take a layer of skin off my face. It would put Gillette, Norelco, and Remington out of business. The traffic accident death toll would drop for lack of idiots trying to shave while driving. Mind you the pill would just be temporary, if you stop taking them, then your hair returns to its original state. We already have stuff to stimulate hair growth...why not reduce/stop it :shrug:
Maybe even a pill that you could take to temporarily stop the growth of facial hair in certain areas of the face....you could get the "soul patch pill", the "musician goatee pill", a "Joe Dirt sideburns pill" even a "Frenchy moustache pill"....
Well, if the brains could develop one of those, then certainly they could develop a "no-pube hair pill" too, along with the "slick 50 armpit pill"....a "anti-caveman pill" (hey ladies no more backhair/butt hair to look at on your man!).....and another for the wimmens, "the Marylin Monroe legs pill"....



Someone needs to make a "no facial hair pill" for guys.... shoot maybe it would work for some of the women I know too....That way I wouldnt have to wake up every morning and take a layer of skin off my face. It would put Gillette, Norelco, and Remington out of business. The traffic accident death toll would drop for lack of idiots trying to shave while driving. Mind you the pill would just be temporary, if you stop taking them, then your hair returns to its original state. We already have stuff to stimulate hair growth...why not reduce/stop it :shrug:
Maybe even a pill that you could take to temporarily stop the growth of facial hair in certain areas of the face....you could get the "soul patch pill", the "musician goatee pill", a "Joe Dirt sideburns pill" even a "Frenchy moustache pill"....
Well, if the brains could develop one of those, then certainly they could develop a "no-pube hair pill" too, along with the "slick 50 armpit pill"....a "anti-caveman pill" (hey ladies no more backhair/butt hair to look at on your man!).....and another for the wimmens, "the Marylin Monroe legs pill"....