Cool or Creepy Valentine’s day gift

[sockgirl77]

My balls are bigger than yours too! G-d had to put them on my chest to avoid chaffing.

 

[migtig]

That's all the ribaldness I got. And I stole the last one from Socki's FB page anyway.

 

[slotpuppy]

That's all the ribaldness I got. And I stole the last one from Socki's FB page anyway.

Some of us dont need to use big words to sound smurt.

 

[RareBreed]

Bacon roses.

 

[Bay_Kat]

Bacon roses.

Now you're talkin'.

 

[sockgirl77]

Bacon roses.

OMG!

 

[slotpuppy]

Bacon roses.

I am going to send those to myself.

 

[LordStanley]

No, I'll tell you creepy. It's that big arse teddy bear they are pushing in the tv commercials. The thing scares me to death. I told my husband it's big enough to hide a person inside. He said, no, it's probably rigged with spy cams and an independent wi-fi network.

Like I would even consider getting busy with this thing staring at me! this thing is bigger than me for crap's sake
http://www.vermontteddybear.com/SellGroup/giant-hunka-love-bear.aspx

Ted would have been a way different movie if he was that big!