Corn Maze

twinoaks207

Having Fun!
You can't miss it. There's a giant Sponge Bob in the field. We are planning on going next weekend if the weather is nice. My kids are nervous we won't make it out of the maze. :killingme

Be sure to pack a lunch and water to continue to stoke the anxiety. Maybe even refer to them as "Children of the corn" a few times.

Be sure to read Hansel and Gretel to them and pack a very large bag of the Pepperidge Farm stuffing breadcrumbs!:whistle:
 

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
Be sure to pack a lunch and water to continue to stoke the anxiety. Maybe even refer to them as "Children of the corn" a few times.

Good idea, even tell them you are bringing flashlights 'just in case'.

Be sure to read Hansel and Gretel to them and pack a very large bag of the Pepperidge Farm stuffing breadcrumbs!:whistle:

They must be really worried because they asked if we could go to Kasper's Kastle instead of Bowles Farm. That or they have little confidence in me that I'll be able to get us back out of the maze. :ohwell:
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
They must be really worried because they asked if we could go to Kasper's Kastle instead of Bowles Farm. That or they have little confidence in me that I'll be able to get us back out of the maze. :ohwell:
:lmao: We went today and I thought they had a really good setup over there. The young'n successfully led us through the maze and we had a good time. :yay:
 
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