Costume Seamstress Needed! Fairy & Fantasy

nomoney

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did you ever cut your toenails and then the next day there's a jagged one that keeps catching on your sock?
 

crabcake

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nomoney said:
did you ever cut your toenails and then the next day there's a jagged one that keeps catching on your sock?
I hate when that happens ... gotta change my hose like 3 or 4 times a day. :burning:

So nomo ... whatever happened to that neighbor of yours who had the 4 bebes by 6 different daddies, and the cops came and arrested one or two of 'em, and they beat the cop up and fled? :snacks:
 

pvineswinger

Swinging on Vines
crabcake said:
I hate when that happens ... gotta change my hose like 3 or 4 times a day. :burning:

So nomo ... whatever happened to that neighbor of yours who had the 4 bebes by 6 different daddies, and the cops came and arrested one or two of 'em, and they beat the cop up and fled? :snacks:
Were those nomo's gangly-a$$ toes with blue polish? I forget...
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
pvineswinger said:
Nah...move to Miami... or the Frisco...
Fairy costumes...? Don't fairies just shop at Neiman Marcus?

C'mon. Skip the poor pron and go back to the home page. From all the show bills and play adverts, it's obvious she's a THESPIAN!
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
Lenny said:
C'mon. Skip the poor pron and go back to the home page. From all the show bills and play adverts, it's obvious she's a THESPIAN!
Is that like a Lusbian? :shrug:
 

pvineswinger

Swinging on Vines
Lenny said:
C'mon. Skip the poor pron and go back to the home page. From all the show bills and play adverts, it's obvious she's a THESPIAN!
Yes but the THESPIAN is offering "fairy costume service." We're just trying to help her find a more marketable, and receptive customer base.
Just trying to be nice... :sad:
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
pvineswinger said:
Yes but the THESPIAN is offering "fairy costume service." We're just trying to help her find a more marketable, and receptive customer base. Just trying to be nice... :sad:
I'm gonna go buy crayons..... :shortbus:
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
Mikeinsmd said:
I'm gonna go buy crayons..... :shortbus:
Do they still make the one called "flesh"? I'm going to make a drawing of myself and post it. Maybe one of you guys will pay me for it! :dance:
 

crabcake

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pvineswinger said:
No Lusbian's like Earnhardt/Petty/Wallace.
Did you read where Rusty Wallace is pushing for a ... (sitting down?) ...
























DRIVER'S PENSION. :killingme :killingme Cuz you know, after his "Last Call" tour is over and he retires after this season, he's gonna be so broke, he might have to sell one of his 6 jets. :cheesy:

whiney bastage :rolleyes:
 

crabcake

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Mrs. Jones said:
Do they still make the one called "flesh"? I'm going to make a drawing of myself and post it. Maybe one of you guys will pay me for it! :dance:
I just had a vision of a drunk forumite circled by other drunk forumites who are drawing him/her with crayons on easels :lmao:

Whatta ya wanna bet that's the next "get together" entertainment. :killingme
 

pvineswinger

Swinging on Vines
crabcake said:
I just had a vision of a drunk forumite circled by other drunk forumites who are drawing him/her with crayons on easels :lmao:

Whatta ya wanna bet that's the next "get together" entertainment. :killingme
OK- well then I may just skip the next get-together...unless it includes the handicapped provisions I requested. :lmao:
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
crabcake said:
Did you read where Rusty Wallace is pushing for a ... (sitting down?) ...DRIVER'S PENSION. :killingme :killingme Cuz you know, after his "Last Call" tour is over and he retires after this season, he's gonna be so broke, he might have to sell one of his 6 jets. :cheesy:whiney bastage :rolleyes:
I saw that!! I like Rusty too but now he worries me. Didya see where :Icantfinishinthetop15: Terry Labonte was paid $37+ mill. for finishing in the bottom 25?? Pension my azz... AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! :burning:
 

pvineswinger

Swinging on Vines
crabcake said:
Did you read where Rusty Wallace is pushing for a ... (sitting down?) ...


DRIVER'S PENSION. :killingme :killingme Cuz you know, after his "Last Call" tour is over and he retires after this season, he's gonna be so broke, he might have to sell one of his 6 jets. :cheesy:

whiney bastage :rolleyes:
What's the beef between CRusty and Flyin' Ryan? I keep seeing stuff about a sort of "fued" but no mention of what it's about...
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
:offtopic: excuse me, but this is the artsy fartsy thread...please move along.
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
pvineswinger said:
What's the beef between CRusty and Flyin' Ryan? I keep seeing stuff about a sort of "fued" but no mention of what it's about...
:hijackedthread: Mrs. Jones... Rusty & Ryan are owned by Penske. Ryan is also part owned by Rusty. Ryan & Rusty have traded paint on the track. Then Brad & Jennifer split. Now the whole world is wondering if Martha was raped in jail. Pete hates Jared. Most of us in the forums hate liberals.

Does that clarify it for you?? :love:
 
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