Could be a Redskin

luvmygdaughters

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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That was amazing”, exclaimed the coach “I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?” “Don’t worry about money,” said the turkey, “let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?!”
 

luvmygdaughters

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Well, the way I took it was that the turkey would be safe from the oven during Thanksgiving, if he was playing football. Has far as the Redskin remark, not sure, My granddaughter sent it to me that way. Sheesh.......I knew putting it on here would be a mistake cause I would have to explain it.
Oh well I thought it was cute.
:doh:
 

Cheeky1

Yae warsh wif' wutr
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That was amazing”, exclaimed the coach “I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?” “Don’t worry about money,” said the turkey, “let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?!”

*chuckle*

- the innocent jokes tend to fall on deaf ears much of the time -
 
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