cranial rectosis

[dems4me]

Seeings how someone had coined this earlier today from an earlier thread... for shitz and grins and I thought it would be funny if someone had actually turned this into an ad that one would seen on tv. There are lots of creative and witty folks on the forum... have at it... here's an example...


For example..."Do you suffer from cranial rectosis? If you or a loved one _________ one or more times a day you could be suffering with this. Other symptoms, but not limited to, include ____________, ________________, __________________, ___________ and _________________.
See your doctor before being prescribed the super treatment
pill __________-cranial-rectosis. Treatment results vary with the sugar placebo........ Side affects of being treated for cranial rectosis include ____________________, _______________ and blank ____________________.

For laughs, can someone please fill in the blanks TIA....

 

[morganj614]

Seeings how someone had coined this earlier today from an earlier thread... for shitz and grins and I thought it would be funny if someone had actually turned this into an ad that one would seen on tv. There are lots of creative and witty folks on the forum... have at it... here's an example...


For example..."Do you suffer from cranial rectosis? If you or a loved one stick your head up your azz one or more times a day you could be suffering with this. Other symptoms, but not limited to, include anal retentiveness, cheek clenching, brown nose and _________________.
See your doctor before being prescribed the super treatment
pill __________-cranial-rectosis. Treatment results vary with the sugar placebo........ Side affects of being treated for cranial rectosis include constipation , _______________ and blank ____________________.

For laughs, can someone please fill in the blanks TIA....

I'll do a few..

 

[Ken King]

Seeings how someone had coined this earlier today from an earlier thread... for shitz and grins and I thought it would be funny if someone had actually turned this into an ad that one would seen on tv. There are lots of creative and witty folks on the forum... have at it... here's an example...


For example..."Do you suffer from cranial rectosis? If you or a loved one _________ one or more times a day you could be suffering with this. Other symptoms, but not limited to, include ____________, ________________, __________________, ___________ and _________________.
See your doctor before being prescribed the super treatment
pill __________-cranial-rectosis. Treatment results vary with the sugar placebo........ Side affects of being treated for cranial rectosis include ____________________, _______________ and blank ____________________.

For laughs, can someone please fill in the blanks TIA....

Well we do know who the poster child would be, now don't we.

 

[dems4me]

Well we do know who the poster child would be, now don't we.

btw, that wouldn't be very creative...

 

[Railroad]

Do you suffer from cranial rectosis? If you or a loved one votes Democrat one or more times a day you could be suffering with this. Other symptoms, but not limited to, include seeing darkness, smellling feces, constipation, stupidity and brown-nosing.
See your doctor before being prescribed the super treatment
pill cyanide-cranial-rectosis. Treatment results vary with the sugar placebo........ Side affects of being treated for cranial rectosis include headaches, diahrrea and vomiting.

 

[aps45819]

For laughs, can someone please fill in the blanks TIA....

We keep trying, but for every one we attempt to fill, several more appear.