Cream of mushroom soup

[vraiblonde]

I can't hear you, your Burka is covering your head.

Sleeper cell. Right here in St. Mary's County.

Who knew?

 

[Vince]

Liptons Onion Soup mix makes the best pot roast.

Just made that this past weekend.

 

[Pete]

Sleeper cell. Right here in St. Mary's County.

Who knew?

You are probably strapping on the old explosive laden belt right now and heading for aisle 4 at Shoppers.

 

[Gilligan]

Actually, that is the ONLY thing I ever use mushroom soup for. I bake pork chops with it. Haven't done that in a very long time tho.

Me too! pork chops arrayed over a bed of sliced taters, all smothered in cream of mushroom soup. MM mmm good, Aint Bee!.

I don't care what anybody thinks. Plus I get "bachelor cooking" exemption points.

so there.

 

[vraiblonde]

You are probably strapping on the old explosive laden belt right now and heading for aisle 4 at Shoppers.

Isn't it about time for you to get on your knees and face Mecca?

 

[GWguy]

omg... I just remembered I have a cookbook...
"Great American Favorite Brand Name cookbook"

Vrai, if you think using canned mushroom soup is evil you really need to read this cookbook.


Examples:
Guacamole dip with Miracle Whip
Chicken Breasts with chunky Salsa - uses Miracle Whip and Rancher's Choice dressing


Miracle Whip and Wylers Bullion cubes are used in 90% of the recipes...

 

[Pete]

Isn't it about time for you to get on your knees and face Mecca?

OK, I would like to note for the record I could have gone in for the kill here, but I didn't.

 

[Kris10]

I use it for roasted potatos, crock pot roast, burgers, and dip.

Hmmm sounds acceptable

 

[RoseRed]

You are probably strapping on the old explosive laden belt right now and heading for aisle 4 at Shoppers.

There is a joke here somewhere...

 

[Gilligan]

Miracle Whip and Wylers Bullion cubes are used in 90% of the recipes...

Sounds like my kinda cookbook! I've already got desert recipes covered with what is printed on the Rice Crispies box.

 

[GWguy]

Sounds like my kinda cookbook! I've already got desert recipes covered with what is printed on the Rice Crispies box.

It's a 'guy' thing.....

 

[Gilligan]

It's a 'guy' thing.....

*groan*

 

[RoseRed]

You are probably strapping on the old explosive laden belt right now and heading for aisle 4 at Shoppers.

She has been spotted.... Funny Pictures at WalMart The Death Of The Thong

 

[vraiblonde]

Guacamole dip with Miracle Whip

EXCUSE ME??? I have never heard of smack in guacamole. Guacamole is:

avocados
onion
tomato
cilantro
fresh lime juice

Optionally you can add hot peppers and/or garlic. And that's IT.

 

[Vince]

omg... I just remembered I have a cookbook...
"Great American Favorite Brand Name cookbook"

Vrai, if you think using canned mushroom soup is evil you really need to read this cookbook.


Examples:
Guacamole dip with Miracle WhipChicken Breasts with chunky Salsa - uses Miracle Whip and Rancher's Choice dressing


Miracle Whip and Wylers Bullion cubes are used in 90% of the recipes...

Miracle Whip is evil. Only Hellmans.

 

[vraiblonde]

Miracle Whip is evil. Only Hellmans.

Really. Throw that damn satanic book away.

 

[Vince]

Really. Throw that damn satanic book away.

It might be an ex wife thing. She always bought Miracle Whip. It went out the door with her.

 

[Rael]

I made a pot roast this past weekend and used a can of cream o mushroom as well as a package of onion soup and it turned out really good.

But I'll tell you what I also used in the mushroom department... dehydrated porcinis. They are fantastic, I like them way better than fresh, and they create an awesome broth.

 

[Bann]

No more Tater Tot Casserole?


Thing 1 just might have a conniption fit!

 

[Bann]

I believe you are not only wrong but YOU just might be a Taliban infiltrator. How do you go about being blasphemous against something so traditionally American as Cream of Mushroom soup? Since 1934 canned CMS has been adorning casseroles including the venerable green bean and tuna styles and satisfying hungry Americans. I am not exactly sure how but I am sure Cream of Mushroom Soup was the reason we won WWII. It was the inspiration for the Apollo moon missions, the primary color of the 1957 Chevy was Campbell's soup can red with CMS interior. Even the Ford Motor Company decided on the name "Mustang" because it sounded similar to "Mushroom".

Time saving and delicious CMS has transformed bland and inedible meals into something worthy of eating through the 50's and 60's single handedly saving millions of marriages and preventing countless cases of spousal abuse. What 1950's man would smack his ##### up after noshing on some Salisbury steak with a CMS gravy? None I say! Wives who became more and more busy as women took to the workforce were saved, nay, RESCUED by CMS. College students saved from starvation by a .60 cent can of American goodness.

Church dinners, pot lucks, family get togethers ALL were stages for CMS to shine and think of all the friendships launched and hardships made tolerable just because of CMS. Even Bruce Springsteen's song "Born in the USA" was rumored to be about CMS.

So I dare say you, yes YOU are the freaking Taliban and you might just as well had said George Washington was a homo or bone-in pork chops suck ass and Texas Barbecue is for pussies if you are going to bust on something as wholesome and American as Cream of Mushroom Soup, especially when there are so many other food items that are much more worthy of your ire, like egg beaters, and the most sinister of edibles....frozen pancakes