Current Federal Mask Mandate

[Kyle]

I'm talking about young people with dirty teeth. Plaque and scum on them from not brushing.

Maybe they're part of that "non-bathing" crowd like in Hollywood.

A "non-brushing" spin-off.

 

[vraiblonde]

According to my dentist, I still have to wear a mask in their office, in accordance to a current federal mask mandate.

I can't find this mandate. Any help?

There is no federal mask mandate. Your dentist either needs to get up on current policies or pull his head out of his ass.

That said, if any business owner wants to require masks that is certainly their right. Then let the chips fall where they may.

But like the smoking ban, it's not enough for anti-smoking people to forbid it in their own establishment, they want to control what's allowed in ALL establishments because they know their quirks are bad for business.

"Well if *I* ban smoking in my restaurant, people will go somewhere they *can* smoke and I'll lose money. So the only solution is to ban smoking in ALL establishments."

That is almost a verbatim quote from a former restaurant owner.

 

[Gilligan]

Not a dentist's office, but I visited a friend in St. Mary's hospital last week and they had signs all over the building saying masks are no longer required.

 

[Kyle]

Not a dentist's office, but I visited a friend in St. Mary's hospital last week and they had signs all over the building saying masks are no longer required.

I still enjoy walking in those places like...

 

[RoseRed]

Not a dentist's office, but I visited a friend in St. Mary's hospital last week and they had signs all over the building saying masks are no longer required.

I have a niece that is a nurse and she told me last night that the hospital no longer requires them.

I also remember the days when the dentist and hygienists didn't wear gloves.

 

[StadEMS3]

Optional at my dentist... no one wears them except those few that wear them under their nose or on their chin.

 

[my-thyme]

When I called, she said masks are optional.

So why do their texts still say must be worn?

 

[Sneakers]

When I called, she said masks are optional.

So why do their texts still say must be worn?

Probably just not updated. Same with Bean building. All texts insist on masking, sign on doors says no masks.

 

[vraiblonde]

When I called, she said masks are optional.

So why do their texts still say must be worn?

Nobody knows how to update the autoresponder.

 

[TPD]

One of the banks I went to today had all their employees wearing masks. I guess the MSM message is working with some folks as far as the “summer surge” is concerned.

 

[BOP]

Guess I'll call TPD's favorite doc tomorrow. Everything I read says it's up to the local health dept. And her website doesn't say.

If masks are still required, I'll be canceling my appt.

I go to Island Dental in Solomons. In fact, I was just there on Monday for cleaning. No mention of masks.

 

[BOP]

I was at Chick Fil A today. There was an employee, a young lady who mumbles with her mask on. When she takes it off she talks somewhat clearly. She pulls it down and puts it back up quickly in both directions. When I tried to tell here their are no Coivd, cases, she ignores me.

That's because yer old.

 

[BOP]

One of the banks I went to today had all their employees wearing masks. I guess the MSM message is working with some folks as far as the “summer surge” is concerned.

Were you wearing your speedo?

Maybe they're trying to tell you something.

 

[DaSDGuy]

Let's get ready for the new mask mandate

 

[Kyle]

I'm down with it.

 

[DaSDGuy]

SEATTLE, WA — Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.

"I kept telling him to just go for it," said housemate Ronald Mills. "Jonathan just wouldn't take the risk."

Officials say Mr. Seymour became severely dehydrated as he refused to move from the toilet for either food or water. "What am I supposed to do??" cried Mr. Seymour, desperate for guidance. "I can't do this alone! Front to back? Back to front? Folded or unfolded? How many squares? Speak to me, Fauci!"

Liberal Dies On Toilet While Awaiting CDC Guidance On How To Wipe

SEATTLE, WA — Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.

babylonbee.com

 

[RoseRed]

SEATTLE, WA — Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.

"I kept telling him to just go for it," said housemate Ronald Mills. "Jonathan just wouldn't take the risk."

Officials say Mr. Seymour became severely dehydrated as he refused to move from the toilet for either food or water. "What am I supposed to do??" cried Mr. Seymour, desperate for guidance. "I can't do this alone! Front to back? Back to front? Folded or unfolded? How many squares? Speak to me, Fauci!"

Liberal Dies On Toilet While Awaiting CDC Guidance On How To Wipe

SEATTLE, WA — Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.

babylonbee.com

This reminds me of a story I heard a couple of weeks ago. Very large man on a commercial flight was using the loo. Unfortunately for him, he flushed while still in a seated position, not standing. The suction...

 

[rio]

This reminds me of a story I heard a couple of weeks ago. Very large man on a commercial flight was using the loo. Unfortunately for him, he flushed while still in a seated position, not standing. The suction...

There is not enough brain bleach to get rid of this mental picture!

 

[RoseRed]

There is not enough brain bleach to get rid of this mental picture!

A friend of mine was on the flight and was asked for assistance since we was an EMT. Beyond nasty.

 

[my-thyme]

Went to the grocery this am, Weis in Callaway. Couldn't believe the people wearing masks, shoppers and employees. I'd guess almost 1 out of 6 people I passed.