Cute Things to Say to Kids

nhboy

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"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." (Jack Handy)"
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
When the X was preggo, a little toddler comes over, points at her swollen belly and asks "Is there a baby in there?"

She smiles sweetly and replies, "Why yes there is and if you don't behave, I'll eat you too!"
 
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Mousebaby

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aps45819 said:
When the X was preggo, a little toddler comes over, points at her swollen belly and asks "Is there a baby in there?"

She smiles sweetly and replies, "Why yes there is and if you don't behave, I'll eat you too!"


:yikes: :bawl: You scared me!! :bawl:



:roflmao:
 

keekee

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When my daughter and I say goodbye, eg. when I drop her off at daycare, we blow kisses at each other and pretend the kiss hits us in the eye, by grabbing our eye and giving a painful look. I love that. :lmao:
 

nhboy

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keekee said:
When my daughter and I say goodbye, eg. when I drop her off at daycare, we blow kisses at each other and pretend the kiss hits us in the eye, by grabbing our eye and giving a painful look. I love that. :lmao:
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