Daisy Reincarnated...

RoseRed

American Beauty
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Ponytail said:
I know there was a thread about it, way back when. Pete provided some comments that induced visions of unspeakable circumstances...which were most probably very accurate.

Ever have to sneeze or cough when you had a BAD case of diarhea? :lol: From there, you can imagine what my walls looked like.
He called you... Acme Puppy Pooper Pick-up Service or something like that? :lol:
 

Ponytail

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oldman said:
The goose that layed the golden egg comes to mind. Did it poop a couple of bucks or some doe?
I couldn't get that lucky. But I did have to further explain myself to RR, when on the phone I mentioned that I was going to get a shovel. Her now ex-, thought that I was going to use it to kill the dog. :lol: little did he know, I was using it to only begin the cleanup in the living room.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
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Ponytail said:
I couldn't get that lucky. But I did have to further explain myself to RR, when on the phone I mentioned that I was going to get a shovel. Her now ex-, thought that I was going to use it to kill the dog. :lol: little did he know, I was using it to only begin the cleanup in the living room.

You better teach Samantha, and yourself for that matter, not to spill the cereal when an expected guest shows up. :jameo:
 

Ponytail

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RoseRed said:
You better teach Samantha, and yourself for that matter, not to spill the cereal when an expected guest shows up. :jameo:

I don't remember that one. But I am SOOOoo looking forward to getting the hard wood floors done. No more shovels, no more towels and carpet cleaner..
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
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Ponytail said:
I know there was a thread about it, way back when. Pete provided some comments that induced visions of unspeakable circumstances...which were most probably very accurate.

Ever have to sneeze or cough when you had a BAD case of diarhea? :lol: From there, you can imagine what my walls looked like.

Thank you. Dinner is cancelled for tonight. :twitch:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Ponytail said:
I don't remember that one. But I am SOOOoo looking forward to getting the hard wood floors done. No more shovels, no more towels and carpet cleaner..

So when you scare her, she runs around and scratches up the floors. That and you can play Tom Cruise... :lmao:
 

MJ

Material Girl
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Our lab, Cassie, once ate an entire box of molasses flavored instant oatmeal packets. We couldn't walk around the house in barefeet for a week. :ohwell:
 

Ponytail

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RoseRed said:
So when you scare her, she runs around and scratches up the floors. That and you can play Tom Cruise... :lmao:
Nope. She's gonna wear socks. She'll just hit the floor. As far as playing Tom Cruise...only a few more months of that...once the leaves are gone, the neighbors start to complain. Guess I better get my curtains and stuff up. :ohwell:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Ponytail said:
Nope. She's gonna wear socks. She'll just hit the floor. As far as playing Tom Cruise...only a few more months of that...once the leaves are gone, the neighbors start to complain. Guess I better get my curtains and stuff up. :ohwell:
Camouflage the deck screen. :yay:
 

Ponytail

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Mrs. Jones said:
Our lab, Cassie, once ate an entire box of molasses flavored instant oatmeal packets. We couldn't walk around the house in barefeet for a week. :ohwell:

No aroma of Molases either I bet. probably closer to mole asses, but I'm not sure how one would go about making that comparison.
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
Ponytail said:
No aroma of Molases either I bet. probably closer to mole asses, but I'm not sure how one would go about making that comparison.

I still can't stand the smell of Resolve carpet cleaner! :dryheave:
 
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