Dang cops!

TurboK9

New Member
I was on my way home the other night down 4, and I saw this guy walking on the side of the road with a gas can. I figured he'd run out of gas, so I pulled over and offered a ride. Sure enough, he was on his way back to his car a couple of miles down. He hopped in, put the can on his lap, and I drive off. As we are moving along, he lights a cigarette. I yelled at him to put it out... he apologized, fumbled with the cigarette getting the window down, spills gas, and POOF his arm goes up in flames. So there we are, driving down 4, this jackass beating his flaming arm on the side of my car in a panic....

And the cops pull me over.

I have to go to court next week.

Transport of an unlawful firearm.

:drummer:
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
I was on my way home the other night down 4, and I saw this guy walking on the side of the road with a gas can. I figured he'd run out of gas, so I pulled over and offered a ride. Sure enough, he was on his way back to his car a couple of miles down. He hopped in, put the can on his lap, and I drive off. As we are moving along, he lights a cigarette. I yelled at him to put it out... he apologized, fumbled with the cigarette getting the window down, spills gas, and POOF his arm goes up in flames. So there we are, driving down 4, this jackass beating his flaming arm on the side of my car in a panic....

And the cops pull me over.

I have to go to court next week.

Transport of an unlawful firearm.

:drummer:

:doh::rolleyes:
 

lnmarsh

Love * Luck * Faith
I was on my way home the other night down 4, and I saw this guy walking on the side of the road with a gas can. I figured he'd run out of gas, so I pulled over and offered a ride. Sure enough, he was on his way back to his car a couple of miles down. He hopped in, put the can on his lap, and I drive off. As we are moving along, he lights a cigarette. I yelled at him to put it out... he apologized, fumbled with the cigarette getting the window down, spills gas, and POOF his arm goes up in flames. So there we are, driving down 4, this jackass beating his flaming arm on the side of my car in a panic....

And the cops pull me over.

I have to go to court next week.

Transport of an unlawful firearm.

:drummer:

:faint::duh:

:lol:
 

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
oh my - that's a :bigwhoop:

Now when did you start picking up strangers on the side of the road? :jerry:

I was on my way home the other night down 4, and I saw this guy walking on the side of the road with a gas can. I figured he'd run out of gas, so I pulled over and offered a ride. Sure enough, he was on his way back to his car a couple of miles down. He hopped in, put the can on his lap, and I drive off. As we are moving along, he lights a cigarette. I yelled at him to put it out... he apologized, fumbled with the cigarette getting the window down, spills gas, and POOF his arm goes up in flames. So there we are, driving down 4, this jackass beating his flaming arm on the side of my car in a panic....

And the cops pull me over.

I have to go to court next week.

Transport of an unlawful firearm.

:drummer:
 
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