frequentflier
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Oh, man you got me good! Hook line and sinker. DUH! ...and here I thought I was being helpful...
Dang it!
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Oh, man you got me good! Hook line and sinker. DUH! ...and here I thought I was being helpful...
Vince
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I was going to sign you up for The Scooter Store. Mobility Scooters & Power Chairs, Medical Mobility Scooter, Pride Scooters | The SCOOTER Store Online
And then you could get one of these.
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desertrat
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Cool!
Bean Machine
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I'm a little late to this dance, but I was gonna suggest that you do the following to retrieve your mail (might be useful the next time you suffer from butter-finger syndrome):
Grab a cordless or cell phone (you'll need this latter). Lay down on the floor (you can do this by not bending in a number of ways, most notably by standing stiffly like a board and falling straight back) and proceed to roll around (not unlike a Dysons Ball vacuum cleaner). Ensure that you roll over the dropped mail and grab it as you roll by. With mail in one hand, use the other hand to call 911 and say the following: "Help I've fallen and I can't get up". Rescuers will soon arrive to help you stand, and presto, job complete! You're welcome.
Grab a cordless or cell phone (you'll need this latter). Lay down on the floor (you can do this by not bending in a number of ways, most notably by standing stiffly like a board and falling straight back) and proceed to roll around (not unlike a Dysons Ball vacuum cleaner). Ensure that you roll over the dropped mail and grab it as you roll by. With mail in one hand, use the other hand to call 911 and say the following: "Help I've fallen and I can't get up". Rescuers will soon arrive to help you stand, and presto, job complete! You're welcome.
bohman
Well-Known Member
I am so stupid.
I thought I had missed a post and couldn't figure out why you couldn't bend over to pick this up. Thought you hurt yourself or something.
Doesn't take me long.
Me, too.
Thanks for making me feel stupid today, DR.
BOP
Well-Known Member
I thought I had missed a post and couldn't figure out why you couldn't bend over to pick this up. Thought you hurt yourself or something.
Doesn't take me long.
I'm even slower than you, cuz I still don't get it. It's okay though, 2 minutes from now, I won't even remember it.
GWguy
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Really?? After everyone else gave you clues?
The envelope on the ground says "do not bend". How is he supposed to pick up the envelope if he can't bend over to pick it up?
willie
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You don't know squat?
GWguy
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desertrat
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Funny, but does that not involve bending the knees?
willie
Well-Known Member
I guess that puts us back to the vacuum cleaner.
GWguy
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OK, I'm slow. Just keep helping me out
Sure, we'll help you out.
Which way did you come in???
BOP
Well-Known Member
It was way too obvious the first time around.
Bann
Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
desertrat
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Just think of all the things you can grab, DR!
I'm getting two! Now think of all the things I can grab.
DR, do you always do what some strange envelope tells you to do? The appropriate answer to its demand would have been, "Or what, huh?? What, are ya gonna jump up and give me a paper cut?"