I used to go up to Waldorf up by Piefield Shopping Center years ago. There was A LOT of eye candy up there. I actually dumbfounded a tall blonde is a short skirt one night. Don't ask me what color here eyes were; I couldn't tell you. This Nordic Goddess and her two friends came in the place and her two friends sat down. Well, she didn't have place to sit, so I got off my barstool, carried it over to her and offered her a place to sit. (The barstool)
'Oh, thank you!' she said, as she kissed me on the cheek and hugged me.
As I walked back over to where my buddies were; all light-headed; I won't explain why; with a 'how ya like me now?' look on my face; they looked at me, shook their heads and rolled their eyes. One of them said, 'I cannot believe THAT worked.' I don't know what he meant by 'worked' but I got a full-frontal hug out of it. ;-P