Daylight Savings Time that's causing the increased heart attacks

[Tech]

Why can’t everybody just except the time/daylight as it is, and adjust do it?

As my mother use to say "Jesus Christ could be handing out free ice cream cones and you'd bitch that is was vanilla and not chocolate."

 

[Kyle]

 

[Hijinx]

I know our herd of squirrels were having a heart attack this morning....their daily feeding being a whole hour late. I think I saw some of them marching around with little signs on sticks...

St. Georges Island is full of squirrels.

 

[DaSDGuy]

Remember to set your clocks ahead today, it’s daylight savings time. Because we now live in bizarro-clown world, some “experts” are using the time change as yet another way to obscure the cause of the mystery pandemic. Winnipeg news interviewed an expert this week who suggested that setting clocks ahead “increases the risks for heart attack, stroke, and even cancer.”

Now they tell us! I’ve been complaining about Daylight Savings Time for years, whereas Michelle is a huge fan, and I really could’ve used some dynamite ammunition like this. Still, isn’t it weird how they’re just now figuring it out? How many could’ve been saved, had the scourge of Daylight Savings Time been recognized earlier?

Well, that’s science for you, always stumbling across things that was right there in front of its pallid face the entire time. Like when that apple fell on Newton’s head, and he shouted, “eureka, it’s gravity! Now let’s change the times around on everybody twice a year and see what happens.”

Since Winnipeg News’ expert basically is SCIENCE, we will surely see a lower incidence of “heart attack, stroke, and even cancer” in all the areas that DON’T follow Daylight Savings Time, right? Or is that not how science works anymore? I can’t keep track.

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Yeah, sure. Like "OMG, I forgot to set the clock ahead!! I just lost my job!!" Cardiac event ensues.