Dear Abby

[ZARA]

Dear Abby on uExpress

DEAR ABBY: I am a 7-year-old boy in the second grade. There is a girl named "Kate" in my class and she wants to marry me. She sits next to me and she is really annoying. What should I do? -- NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN

DEAR NOT READY: Start running. And if she appeals to you when you're about 14, slow down.

 

[RareBreed]

When my youngest was in 2nd grade, he had a girl tell him he was her boyfriend. He just went along with it and said ok.

 

[mamatutu]

Dear Abby on uExpress

DEAR ABBY: I am a 7-year-old boy in the second grade. There is a girl named "Kate" in my class and she wants to marry me. She sits next to me and she is really annoying. What should I do? -- NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN

DEAR NOT READY: Start running. And if she appeals to you when you're about 14, slow down.

Very cute!

 

[vraiblonde]

DEAR ABBY: I am a 7-year-old boy in the second grade. There is a girl named "Kate" in my class and she wants to marry me. She sits next to me and she is really annoying. What should I do? -- NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN

Dear NOT READY,

Tell her boys don't marry aggressive sluts.

 

[huntr1]

My almost 5 year old daughter has a 16 year old boyfriend. She says she's going to marry him. He puts up with a lot of her antics. It's cute.

 

[JeJeTe]

Dear Abby on uExpress

DEAR ABBY: I am a 7-year-old boy in the second grade. There is a girl named "Kate" in my class and she wants to marry me. She sits next to me and she is really annoying. What should I do? -- NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN

DEAR NOT READY: Start running. And if she appeals to you when you're about 14, slow down.

Tell "Kate" desperation isn't attractive.

 

[vraiblonde]

My almost 5 year old daughter has a 16 year old boyfriend. She says she's going to marry him. He puts up with a lot of her antics. It's cute.

When my daughter was little she said she was going to marry her daycare lady's 18 year old son. I asked why and she said, "Because he brings me pizza."

Chip off the old block.

 

[pelers]

When my daughter was little she said she was going to marry her daycare lady's 18 year old son. I asked why and she said, "Because he brings me pizza."

Chip off the old block.

Excellent reasoning.

 

[Misfit]

When my youngest was in 2nd grade, he had a girl tell him he was her boyfriend. He just went along with it and said ok.

That's how I ended up married.

 

[limblips]

The VA lady rep that took care of my no leg WWII vet father during some claims issues 2years ago told him that she was my girlfriend in second grade. That was in the early 60's! Damn I must have been steaming hot back then!

 

[MadDogMarine]

Dear NOT READY,

Tell her boys don't marry aggressive sluts.

Maybe not, but many of us want them to turn out that way after marriage.
So a little OJT doesn't hurt.

I happen to think women are saddled unfairly with this designation.
Strangely enough, mostly by other women.
It is a term not found in my vocabulary. Neither is the word whore.
In a similar way, men are unfairly saddled as "bums" and "creeps".
Using derogatory slang words to put someone down is nothing more than
a feeble attempt to elevate oneself where the accuser could not normally do so from his/her own achievements.
I'm not sure that it's so much that a lot of men like "sluts" -- but what men generally DO like is a woman who is sexually confident and aggressive,
which is too often lacking in many women.

 

[RareBreed]

That's how I ended up married.

I just wanted to get away from my mom.

 

[ZARA]

Maybe not, but many of us want them to turn out that way after marriage.
So a little OJT doesn't hurt.

I happen to think women are saddled unfairly with this designation.
Strangely enough, mostly by other women.
It is a term not found in my vocabulary. Neither is the word whore.
In a similar way, men are unfairly saddled as "bums" and "creeps".
Using derogatory slang words to put someone down is nothing more than
a feeble attempt to elevate oneself where the accuser could not normally do so from his/her own achievements.
I'm not sure that it's so much that a lot of men like "sluts" -- but what men generally DO like is a woman who is sexually confident and aggressive,
which is too often lacking in many women.

Well Said!!

 

[crazykitty]

My son told me last week that the little girl that sits next to him told him she wants to marry him also. He is in Kindergarten. :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

I just wanted to get away from my mom.

 

[sockgirl77]

DEAR NOT READY: Run before you end up with 8 ####ing kids.

 

[vraiblonde]

Maybe not, but many of us want them to turn out that way after marriage.
So a little OJT doesn't hurt.

I happen to think women are saddled unfairly with this designation.
Strangely enough, mostly by other women.
It is a term not found in my vocabulary. Neither is the word whore.
In a similar way, men are unfairly saddled as "bums" and "creeps".
Using derogatory slang words to put someone down is nothing more than
a feeble attempt to elevate oneself where the accuser could not normally do so from his/her own achievements.
I'm not sure that it's so much that a lot of men like "sluts" -- but what men generally DO like is a woman who is sexually confident and aggressive,
which is too often lacking in many women.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[czygvtwkr]

Difference between a slut and a whore.... a whore does it for money, a slut does it with everybody but you.

 

[ZARA]

Difference between a slut and a whore.... a whore does it for money, a slut does it with everybody but you.

No no no...you got it wrong.
A slut does it with your best friend behind your back.
A whore does it with both of you.
A prostitute gets paid to do it.

 

[LuckyMe143]

My son asked his friend to marry him. She said no I'm too young. His reply but its my birthday. He ended up smashing cake in her face...lol