Dear Mrs. Jones,

[rack'm]

Thanks. I'm excited! Shopping is a lot of fun, especially with Mrs. Jones!

I'm just worried about your back....they're probably going to put you on bed rest for the last 6 months.

 

[kwillia]

I'm just worried about your back....they're probably going to put you on bed rest for the last 6 months.

But the weight of her G cups might force them to put her in traction face down so as not to suffocate her...

 

[rack'm]

But the weight of her G cups might force them to put her in traction face down so as not to suffocate her...

Well, we know what port of call shall be used over the next while...

 

[K_Jo]

I'm confused. Am I with child?

 

[Wenchy]

I'm confused. Am I with child?

I read it, and spread it.

This is the internet, it must be true.

 

[K_Jo]

I read it, and spread it.

This is the internet, it must be true.

My BFF is pregnant and all of a sudden the other day, I came down with Baby Fever! Gotta get my back fixed and then I'm ready!!

 

[sweetpea]

I read it, and spread it.

This is the internet, it must be true.

And don't forget to cut and paste