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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
 
CRoyal

CRoyal

Infinite Impetus
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

I likey da drinky toooo..

and I channel surf like a d00d constantly.
 
Chain729

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
Toxick said:
Not all guys do.

In fact some of us have turned One-Handed Boob Liberation into an artform.
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:yeahthat: I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't quickly get it off with one hand.
 
GWguy

GWguy

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mv_princess said:
Why is it guys have such a hard time with the bra clasp?
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'Cause you girls keep changing the hardware!!!! One time it's in the back with a simple hook. Next time it's some Velcro kinda thing. After that it's a front loader with a weird clasp that you have to grab both sides of and bend outwards before it will release! And I think you girls do that on purpose just to confuse us!
 
mv_princess

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
GWguy said:
'Cause you girls keep changing the hardware!!!! One time it's in the back with a simple hook. Next time it's some Velcro kinda thing. After that it's a front loader with a weird clasp that you have to grab both sides of and bend outwards before it will release! And I think you girls do that on purpose just to confuse us!
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Not at all...Maybe you guys should just pick up on things faster...
 
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