Democratic Operatives
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The Communist News Network (CNN) recently reported that the Democrat Party was scheming to win back the hordes of male voters they chased away prior to the 2024 election. Let's make fun of them!
The Democrats, still reeling from a wash-out election last November, apparently had a pow-wow and decided the way to win back votes from black men, Hispanic people, and young male voters of every stripe is to continue pushing trans madness, which is akin to fighting obesity by gorging on Twinkies.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals recently voted 2-1 to allow non-biological women crazy dudes in lipstick, and their "fully intact" biology, into the changing room at a Korean-Christian spa that caters to women and girls as young as 13 years old.
What could go wrong by allowing men into women's changing rooms?
Here is one scenario: A convicted sex offender could enter the women's room of the spa, remove his clothing to reveal his somewhat tumescent hog, and continue to leer at a young girl walking around naked. Asking him to leave could result in riots. Finally, the freakshow is arrested for indecent exposure.
If that Washington court's plan to gavage more men in dresses into locker rooms doesn't draw more people back to the ranks of the blistery Democratic Party, there is always Plan B: Produce a transgender version of Shakespeare.
The Democrats, still reeling from a wash-out election last November, apparently had a pow-wow and decided the way to win back votes from black men, Hispanic people, and young male voters of every stripe is to continue pushing trans madness, which is akin to fighting obesity by gorging on Twinkies.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals recently voted 2-1 to allow non-biological women crazy dudes in lipstick, and their "fully intact" biology, into the changing room at a Korean-Christian spa that caters to women and girls as young as 13 years old.
What could go wrong by allowing men into women's changing rooms?
Here is one scenario: A convicted sex offender could enter the women's room of the spa, remove his clothing to reveal his somewhat tumescent hog, and continue to leer at a young girl walking around naked. Asking him to leave could result in riots. Finally, the freakshow is arrested for indecent exposure.
If that Washington court's plan to gavage more men in dresses into locker rooms doesn't draw more people back to the ranks of the blistery Democratic Party, there is always Plan B: Produce a transgender version of Shakespeare.
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