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Democratic Operatives
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The Communist News Network (CNN) recently reported that the Democrat Party was scheming to win back the hordes of male voters they chased away prior to the 2024 election. Let's make fun of them!
The Democrats, still reeling from a wash-out election last November, apparently had a pow-wow and decided the way to win back votes from black men, Hispanic people, and young male voters of every stripe is to continue pushing trans madness, which is akin to fighting obesity by gorging on Twinkies.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals recently voted 2-1 to allow non-biological women crazy dudes in lipstick, and their "fully intact" biology, into the changing room at a Korean-Christian spa that caters to women and girls as young as 13 years old.
What could go wrong by allowing men into women's changing rooms?
Here is one scenario: A convicted sex offender could enter the women's room of the spa, remove his clothing to reveal his somewhat tumescent hog, and continue to leer at a young girl walking around naked. Asking him to leave could result in riots. Finally, the freakshow is arrested for indecent exposure.
If that Washington court's plan to gavage more men in dresses into locker rooms doesn't draw more people back to the ranks of the blistery Democratic Party, there is always Plan B: Produce a transgender version of Shakespeare.
The Democrats, still reeling from a wash-out election last November, apparently had a pow-wow and decided the way to win back votes from black men, Hispanic people, and young male voters of every stripe is to continue pushing trans madness, which is akin to fighting obesity by gorging on Twinkies.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals recently voted 2-1 to allow non-biological women crazy dudes in lipstick, and their "fully intact" biology, into the changing room at a Korean-Christian spa that caters to women and girls as young as 13 years old.
What could go wrong by allowing men into women's changing rooms?
Here is one scenario: A convicted sex offender could enter the women's room of the spa, remove his clothing to reveal his somewhat tumescent hog, and continue to leer at a young girl walking around naked. Asking him to leave could result in riots. Finally, the freakshow is arrested for indecent exposure.
If that Washington court's plan to gavage more men in dresses into locker rooms doesn't draw more people back to the ranks of the blistery Democratic Party, there is always Plan B: Produce a transgender version of Shakespeare.
FEDS RAID Democrat Office For AIDING Rioters Staff DETAINED By ICE For Assaulting Officer
Jerry Nadler
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Fraternities Reportedly Not Eager to Host Dems’ New ‘Code Talker’
We've been writing about Olivia Julianna, a whopper of a Democratic influencer who seems to be the new face of the Democrats' effort to win over conservative young white men, whom she maintains are all pro-life, pro-gay marriage, and sympathetic to Black Lives Matter. Apparently, they just don't know it. She's called Republicans "pussies" for mocking her as she tries to convert these young men into Democrat voters. She's made it clear that she's not afraid to visit frat houses, but it looks like the fraternities aren't exactly excited about hosting her.
Ted Cruz Challenged Cory Booker to Explain His Hypocrisy. Then He Melted Down.
In this explosive Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, sparks fly as Senator Ted Cruz and Senator Cory Booker clash over protests at Supreme Court Justices' homes and the Biden administration’s refusal to enforce existing federal law (18 U.S.C. § 1507). Booker defends the Democrats' bipartisan efforts to protect judges, while Cruz relentlessly calls out the Department of Justice for allegedly turning a blind eye to illegal protests. The heated exchange underscores deep partisan divides and raises critical questions: Should the DOJ have prosecuted those who picketed outside the homes of Supreme Court justices? Are Democrats truly committed to judicial safety, or are they playing politics?
Karine Jean-Pierre switches affiliation to independent, releasing new book about 'broken' Biden White House
Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre revealed that she was becoming an independent after serving in a Democratic White House, and announced a new book about her experience.
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ontheriver
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I don't want to ever see or hear from her again.
Karine Jean-Pierre switches affiliation to independent, releasing new book about 'broken' Biden White House
Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre revealed that she was becoming an independent after serving in a Democratic White House, and announced a new book about her experience.
Liar McLiarface.
ontheriver
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I swear it's about money and votes the Dems think they will get. So frustrating.
Not giving a pass for the Republicans in on it too.
Fuk them.
Hijinx
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I stopped listening when maher said this was the most honest election ever held. Is he really that stupid?
Yesterday, woke went to Florida and died. Like Conquistador Ponce de León after failing to find immortality, DEI darling Dr. Santa Ono departed the Sunshine State without locating the highest-paid public university contract in history. The Alachua Chronicle ran the story headlined, “SUS Board of Governors rejects Dr. Santa Ono as president of the University of Florida.” (SUS means State University System, but nice one, Chronicle.)
In what can best be described as the academic equivalent of a hostage video, Dr. Ono disavowed nearly every statement, program, and position he’d previously endorsed— blaming them on other people, old data, or the fact that he’s “an immunologist” and therefore not responsible for understanding, believing in, or explaining anything outside a petri dish.
Pressed on why he once praised a task force that declared “whiteness is an obstacle to inclusive excellence,” Ono clarified that he no longer stands by those words. Or those ideas. Or that task force. Or apparently anything he said prior to about 18 months ago. It was the same for vaccine mandates (“hard to say”), anti-racism (“not my specific area”), and the climate crisis (“I didn’t have the data back then”).
At one point, he even backed off his own field of study, claiming he never reviewed the clinical data on covid mandates, despite being —get this— an immunologist.
Ono reversed more often than a 17-year-old cheerleader while parallel parking.
By the end of the hearing, some alert viewers wondered whether the Board of Governors had sniffed out not just ideological incoherence, but possibly a legitimate, Biden-like medical problem. Ono repeatedly claimed he couldn’t recall the context of his own public statements, couldn’t remember what “renewed adversity” referred to, and couldn’t explain why he signed, then un-signed, a national letter denouncing “government overreach.”
He couldn’t even recall the values he once called core. To be honest, it sounded less like a job interview and more like a cognitive screening.
CLIP: Dr. Oh-No tells how to find the fountain of implicit bias in you (0:36).
Did he, perhaps, suffer from an ideological infection? Or maybe jab-induced, early-onset dementia? Or had Dr. Ono, somewhere between Vancouver and Gainesville, gotten amnesia sitcom-style, by walking into a low doorway, and now he can’t even remember that? Whichever, Ono experienced a convenient flare-up of memory-itis.
At one point, when pressed about a quote from last October, he conveniently replied, “I don’t remember what I was saying at that time.” When pressed on whether he would mandate vaccines again, immunologist Ono said he “doesn’t have enough data” to make that decision.
You almost felt bad for the guy. Almost. Then you remembered he was about to be handed $3 million a year to lead Florida’s flagship university and steer its students through the minefields of science, speech, and social values— armed, apparently, with an empty pipette, a DEI-induced blind spot, and a memory card corrupted by progressive firmware.
www.coffeeandcovid.com
In what can best be described as the academic equivalent of a hostage video, Dr. Ono disavowed nearly every statement, program, and position he’d previously endorsed— blaming them on other people, old data, or the fact that he’s “an immunologist” and therefore not responsible for understanding, believing in, or explaining anything outside a petri dish.
Pressed on why he once praised a task force that declared “whiteness is an obstacle to inclusive excellence,” Ono clarified that he no longer stands by those words. Or those ideas. Or that task force. Or apparently anything he said prior to about 18 months ago. It was the same for vaccine mandates (“hard to say”), anti-racism (“not my specific area”), and the climate crisis (“I didn’t have the data back then”).
At one point, he even backed off his own field of study, claiming he never reviewed the clinical data on covid mandates, despite being —get this— an immunologist.
Ono reversed more often than a 17-year-old cheerleader while parallel parking.
By the end of the hearing, some alert viewers wondered whether the Board of Governors had sniffed out not just ideological incoherence, but possibly a legitimate, Biden-like medical problem. Ono repeatedly claimed he couldn’t recall the context of his own public statements, couldn’t remember what “renewed adversity” referred to, and couldn’t explain why he signed, then un-signed, a national letter denouncing “government overreach.”
He couldn’t even recall the values he once called core. To be honest, it sounded less like a job interview and more like a cognitive screening.
CLIP: Dr. Oh-No tells how to find the fountain of implicit bias in you (0:36).
Did he, perhaps, suffer from an ideological infection? Or maybe jab-induced, early-onset dementia? Or had Dr. Ono, somewhere between Vancouver and Gainesville, gotten amnesia sitcom-style, by walking into a low doorway, and now he can’t even remember that? Whichever, Ono experienced a convenient flare-up of memory-itis.
At one point, when pressed about a quote from last October, he conveniently replied, “I don’t remember what I was saying at that time.” When pressed on whether he would mandate vaccines again, immunologist Ono said he “doesn’t have enough data” to make that decision.
You almost felt bad for the guy. Almost. Then you remembered he was about to be handed $3 million a year to lead Florida’s flagship university and steer its students through the minefields of science, speech, and social values— armed, apparently, with an empty pipette, a DEI-induced blind spot, and a memory card corrupted by progressive firmware.
☕️ FOUNTAINS OF WOKE ☙ Wednesday, June 4, 2025 ☙ C&C NEWS 🦠
Comment glitch explained; Dr. Oh No! denied UF throne and DEI spoils; new “scarient” debuts as jab noise spikes; Palantir panic unpacked; NC teen wins vocabulary war; and more.
www.coffeeandcovid.com