Did you sleep with Tiger?
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SoMDGirl42
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he sounded preeeetty nervous. You know he's guilty as sin. 
bcp
In My Opinion
I think the reason you didn't sleep with him is because he is part Asian...
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or maybe I omitted it because I am a latent homosexual that has deep seated desire in my inner most recess,,, that sounds bad,, I have a deep seated desire in my subconscious to have gay sex with skinny Asian guys.
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Bronwyn
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can
see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone...
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going
to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out
what's par for this damn hole!"
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can
see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone...
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going
to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out
what's par for this damn hole!"
OldHillcrestGuy
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Larry Gude
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CrashTest
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I was going to jump in here and say "YES" but then I realized there was only 1 "G"
The only reason I read this thread was to see if you come clean. Come to find, out it's about some black dude.
